In the pantheon of basketball video games, 'NBA ShootOut '97' stands as a quirky relic. Imagine you're a time-traveling sports fan with a penchant for the 90s: this is your jam. It's a game where your favorite stars are mysteriously replaced by characters who sound like they should be playing for the local rec league, yet it somehow works. Join me as I attempt to dissect this near-mythical gaming experience without suffering an irreversible case of nostalgia-induced insanity.
To put it simply, if you've played any basketball game before, you know the drill. You dribble, you shoot, you jam. 'NBA ShootOut '97' throws you onto the digital hardwood with teams from the better half of the '96-'97 NBA season. But don't get too attached to the roster, because legendary players like Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, and Shaquille O'Neal went MIA, replaced by excitingly generic placeholders: Roster Guard, Roster Forward, and Roster Center. It's like attending a concert where you paid for your favorite band but ended up watching the local cover band—slightly disappointing but somehow enjoyable. Gameplay mechanics introduce a new icon passing system, which sounds fancy and might even impress your friends if you get the terminology right. The faster gameplay speed is an upgrade worth noting and ensures you don't die of boredom while waiting for your players to make their next move. Multiplayer options mean you can drag your friends into this basketball chaos, and if they leave crying about their abysmal defeat, well, that’s just a bonus.
Imagine the 90s—big hair, neon colors, and an overall aesthetic that makes you want to slap on a flannel shirt and grab a Slurpee. 'NBA ShootOut '97' embodies this pixelated glory perfectly. The graphics are an impressive display for the time, capturing the essence of the sport while simultaneously cementing its status as retro gold. Sure, by today's standards, the graphics might look a bit like a computer generated a fever dream, but let’s take a moment to appreciate how far we've come. Players do look like they're modeled after average weekend league participants rather than NBA superstars, but the charm lies in this unusual universe where every jump shot comes with a side of awkwardness.
'NBA ShootOut '97' manages to be strangely likable, in a way only a video game from the '90s could be. It might not have the superstar roster you'd hope for or the smooth gameplay mechanics that would make any modern gamer swoon, but it holds its ground as a delightful throwback. It might just require you to unearth your old PlayStation console—an adventure on its own—or spark a quest to find a working emulator. Either way, prepare your best trash talk and a playlist of '90s hip hop because this is one throwback that can make anyone feel like Michael Jordan, albeit, on a budget. So grab a snack, gather a couple of buds (not those kinds, you hooligan) and get ready to shoot hoops in this gloriously retro basketball simulation.