Welcome to the court of nostalgia where the nets are always moist with the sweat of competitiveness and maybe a sprinkling of soda from that one time your buddy decided it was a great idea to drink and game simultaneously. NBA ShootOut, known across the pond as Total NBA '96, is a basketball game that attempts to dribble its way into your heart. With a pixelated Sam Cassell gracing the cover, you know you might be in for some funtastic times, or as I like to call it, 'foul' play. Let’s dive into the world of virtual slam dunks, awkward animations, and a sprinkle of nostalgia.
NBA ShootOut brings you polygon-generated basketball players that emulate real-life motion, which definitely sounds cooler than it looks (just saying). The game is set around the 1995-96 NBA season, so if you’re a fan of historic stats—or at least pretending to be—this is your jam. The controls are a mixed bag; sometimes they’re as smooth as a perfectly buttered slide—other times, you’ll find yourself careening around the court like a toddler on a sugar rush. The gameplay features single-player and multiplayer modes, perfect for those who want to bask in glory alone or settle scores with friends. Player rosters feature heavy hitters, and there’s a solid roster of hidden characters that might leave you scratching your head asking, ‘Who even are you?!’
Let’s chat about presentation because boy, are we living in the past. The graphics are about as ambitious as an underdog in a sports movie. The polygon players are more blocky than a freshman art project but come with motion capture animations (which is fancy talk for good old-fashioned jumping and running). You’ll get a decent feel of being on the court, but just be prepared to squint and see through the fog of the mid-90s graphical capabilities. It’s all charming in a retro kind of way, akin to flipping through albums of your best friend’s 90s fashion disasters.
To wrap things up, NBA ShootOut is a mixed bag of net swishes and unfortunate air balls. It has its moments—like reliving those golden days of basketball no one else remembers and showcasing the awkward jankiness of early 3D sports games—but it often trips over its own feet. The nostalgia factor is undeniably there and can make for a couple of good laughs or a heated gaming night. If you’re looking for realism, you might want to lace up your shoes elsewhere, but if you want some good old-fashioned fun mixed with some cringe-worthy gameplay moments, grab your controller and let’s hit the court. So, get ready to either rule the court or become the laughingstock of your friend group (hopefully, it’s the former). It’s worth a shot, pun intended.