Welcome to the exhilarating world of Ridge Racer, where rubber meets the road with the grace of a ballet dancer on roller skates! If you're looking for a game that challenges your reflexes, your decision-making, and your ability to drift into a corner like you're Michael Schumacher at the peak of his career, then buckle up, because this review is about to get loud and busy like a nightclub on a Friday night.
Ridge Racer is less about racing and more about dancing with your car. We're talking about the kind of slick, shifty maneuvering that turns hairpin corners into mere whispers of resistance. You select a car-some of which by the way are cheekily named after other Namco titles, like 'Solvalou' and 'Xevious'-and from there it's an express train to high-octane fun. Unlike your auntie's family sedan, these machines have a penchant for drifting, which is a fancy way of saying: activate your best arcade skills and let your car slide sideways without care. The game boasts a single course with various configurations that see your lovely little vehicle skidding at breakneck speeds past your fellow competitors-all of whom are hopelessly in your rearview mirror-but hold your horses, because the difficulty ramps up faster than a toddler on a sugar rush as you progress. Novice, Intermediate, Advanced, and Time Trial modes ensure you're either learning the ropes or tearing your hair out during increasingly challenging gridlock situations. Three laps will rule your time on the track-unless you're on the simpler beginner course, in which case it's two laps of sheer adrenaline. But watch out, you get a time limit! Nothing reminds someone they're a mere mortal faster than a timer counting down, of course, unless you pass through checkpoints that graciously add more time to your racing dreams. Real-world physics? Sure, they took a backseat, because collisions are about as damaging as being hit by a pillow-just beware of the invisible walls that exist to keep you from exploring the game world too thoroughly. Completing a race successfully grants you the ability to race in reverse on previously conquered courses, and did I mention unlocking a mysterious 13th car? Not some legendary beast but rather a glowing silhouette that will have your grasp on sanity slipping as it speedily attempts to outpace you with mannerisms that scream auto-cheating.
Ridge Racer was a trailblazer in the graphics department for its time, looking less like a video game and more like a panoramic view of a hot summer day on the mountain roads. The cars are crafted beautifully, with attention given to the glossy paint jobs that might just make you want to wax your real life vehicle afterwards. The environments are also a standout-jagged cliffs, valleys, and sleek detailing pop out of the PlayStation graphics like freshly opened soda cans after a hot day. So hot, you might think you're playing the game on a dangerously new gel-filled couch-because trust me, this game is going to heat things up.
Ridge Racer isn't just an arcade racer; it's a test of skill, nerve, and sheer determination! Whether you want to drift through corners, unlock secret cars, or just enjoy the thrill of racing against anyone (or, let's be honest, just your friends), you're bound to have a blast. It's a solid 9 out of 10 for me! If racing games were a candy, Ridge Racer would be the chocolate that makes you forget you were ever on a diet. So if you haven't picked it up yet, do yourself a favor. Grab that controller, rev up those engines, and let the drifting begin!