
Baseball is America's pastime, which is very convenient because you can play baseball without actually being America's pastime. Enter Major League Baseball 2K11 on the Nintendo DS, a pixelated take on the sport that's just as likely to make you question your skills as it is to make you question life choices. Will it turn you into the next baseball superstar or will you just end up stuck in the dugout with your cold popcorn?
Players can engage in a riveting Season Mode and a fraught Postseason Mode, but be ready for the thrill of touch-screen controls that enthusiasts equate to trying to hit a baseball with a blindfold on. The game also includes the acclaimed Total Control Pitching and Hitting Feature that might have been better received if it didn't feel like it was programmed by someone who was trying to decode Morse code on a Tuesday morning. With 250 collectible virtual trading cards, you have to wonder if they weren't just trying to pad their content to make it seem cooler. If you thought candy crush-style graphics could elevate your baseball experience, you're in for a treat, or as they call it, 'the DS treatment.' Like baseball itself, this game seems to have a knack for redundancy: there are plenty of homeruns, but there are also an overwhelming number of outs to manage.
The graphics on the DS version dazzle with pixelated charm that takes you back in time, almost as if you were using a Game Boy Advance. Characters are designed with the kind of detail that screams, 'Yes, I'm a baseball player, but don't ask me to move too fluidly.' The environments are lifeless and reminiscent of a pixelated graveyard where fun has gone to die. Incredibly, the cover athlete Roy Halladay looks surprisingly clear, which might only encourage you more to play as your favorite players, even if it means squinting. Overall, it's either nostalgic or terrifying, like walking into your childhood bedroom only to find your stuffed animals staring at you like they hold your darkest secrets.
Major League Baseball 2K11 on Nintendo DS-much like the game of baseball itself-is filled with highs and lows, moments where you feel like a champ, contrasted by the times you can't remember why you decided to invest in this pixelated world. The gameplay is as variable as a pitch count, but if you can navigate the controls without triggering an existential crisis, you might just find enjoyment somewhere amidst the manic base running and confusing umpire calls. It's a game that can either haunt your dreams or provide a mildly entertaining diversion during a quiet afternoon. If you love baseball and you need a little dose of pixelated reality, give it a whirl. Just don't expect to throw a perfect game, because much like real baseball, the fun is often in the failure.