Welcome to a world where teenage angst meets life simulation in 'Shin Seiki Evangelion: Ayanami Ikusei Keikaku with Asuka Hokan Keikaku'. That's right! For all you fans of the long-running saga of 'Neon Genesis Evangelion', this bizarre gem invites you to step away from your anime binge-watching and into the shoes of a NERV officer tasked with raising the enigmatic, blue-haired pilot, Rei Ayanami. Spoiler alert: It's not your typical day job.
In this simulation, you, the player, take on the role of an oddly-named lieutenant (Sanii, if you're a stickler for ranks) assigned to take care of Rei. Your main task? Juggling her weekly schedule. Yes, you heard me! As if being an off-brand babysitter for a teenage girl who pilots a ginormous robot isn't strange enough, you also have to balance education, leisure, and melodrama. But wait! Depending on your choices, you could end up anywhere from crafting her into a world-famous violinist to making her the next S&M queen... Because why not toss a little kink into the mix? And let's not forget Asuka, who you may or may not choose to manage, offering a route that can turn quite chaotic, just like every family reunion you've ever had.
The visuals on the DS may leave some nostalgic players longing for the pixelated glories of the Game Boy Advance, but don't let the slightly grainy art fool you. The character designs capture the anime's essence, and the vibrant colors certainly pop on the smaller screen. It's not mind-blowing (to be fair, it's still a DS game), but it delivers a nostalgic nod to what we've come to expect from 'Evangelion'. Besides, with the emotional weight of Rei's existential crisis hanging in the balance, who has time to critique graphics? Not me!
Overall, 'Shin Seiki Evangelion: Ayanami Ikusei Keikaku with Asuka Hokan Keikaku' manages to stand out in a sea of mediocre licensing cash grabs based on popular anime. Its unique premise and gameplay mechanics capture the essence of the source material in a whimsical way. So if you've ever wanted to mold a robotic girl into your version of success-be it through academic prowess or a dark turn into the S&M world-perhaps this is the oddly specific life sim for you! Sure, it's not for everyone, but if you're an Evangelion fan with a penchant for quirky juggling acts of teenage life, dust off that Nintendo DS and get ready to make some unexpected choices... or just watch the show again. Your call!