Picture this: it's 2089, and you're in a neon-splashed version of Berlin where the Cold War never really cooled down. Sounds like a thrilling time, right? Well, slap on your time-traveling goggles and get ready to boogie into the wild world of 'All Walls Must Fall'! It’s like 'John Wick' meets ‘Funky Town’ - a turn-based tactics game where the stakes are high... and so are the dance moves!
Gameplay kicks off as you control a cool time-traveling agent. Not the 'go back in time to eat last week's pizza' type—more like the 'infiltrate a dance club to stop a nuclear attack' type! Yep, I bet you didn’t see that coming. You’ll need to bluff, hack, or simply kick some butt to infiltrate a gay dance club—yes, this is an essential part of the mission because, why not? "But wait! What if I make a faux pas in dialogue?" you ponder anxiously. Well, fear not, because in this time twisty game, you can rewind time, like a VHS tape stuck in the 90s. Annoy that bouncer? Just reverse time and schmooze him better! And if combat breaks out, it’s turn-based, giving you ample opportunity to channel your inner Rambo while imagining the groovy beat of 80s synth music. Just imagine: bullets that reverse course, leaving enemies perplexed, or re-inserting bullets into your gun like a really bad magic trick! There’s also a sweet post-battle musical reenactment that sets your combat to the club’s beats, providing you with a visual spectacle worth the price of admission alone!
The graphics are set in a vibrant, colorful, and slightly dystopian world that moves and sways like your middle school crush at the school dance. It’s got a retro-futuristic vibe mixed with cyberpunk flair—think of it as if 'Blade Runner' threw a rave. The isometric view allows you to see all the juicy action unfold, and the stylish character designs will give you serious goals (sorry, my closet doesn't carry neon spandex).
In summary, 'All Walls Must Fall' is a delightful mix of strategy and funkiness that tickles your brain in all the right places while also getting your feet tapping. Is it perfect? Nope—some might say it has the repeatability of your grandma's favorite tune. However, if you’re looking for something fresh beyond the obligatory shooting and slashing in most tactical games, this one's for you. So grab your Switch and prepare to blast back time and take on the future—AFTER YOU HIT THE DANCE FLOOR! Score? Let's settle on a sprightly 7.5 out of 10. Just remember, in this game, not all walls must fall, but all your worries should, as you bop your way through missions while stylishly saving the world!