Let's dive into a classic that apparently thinks gravity is just a suggestion. Arcade Archives: Bomb Jack, brings the 1984 icon back to life on your Nintendo Switch, and boy, does it jump straight into your nostalgia. If you’ve ever wanted to collect bombs while dodging the likes of rude mummies and bizarre flying saucers, well, you’re in for a treat!
You play as Bomb Jack, a hero with more hops than a caffeinated kangaroo. Your mission? Collect all 24 red bombs on the screen, and no, you don’t get a nice thank-you letter for this effort. Each bomb collected lights up the surrounding area like some weird disco party (minus the funky music). But it’s not all smooth sailing, as dastardly enemies like birds and mummies slink around to throw a wrench in your plans. These foes are the reason you can’t just cruise through collecting bombs like it’s a casual stroll through your neighborhood park. Once you snag a bomb, you get the delightful task of lighting the others in sequence. It’s almost artistic, really—like you’re conducting a symphony of explosions, except instead of applause, you’re rewarded with bonus points. Fill your bonus meter, and a joyful letter ‘P’ appears, transforming all enemies into shiny coins. You can also collect bonus items like ‘B’ for score multipliers or ‘E’ for nifty extra lives—because who doesn’t need a second chance when you carelessly jump into a flying saucer? The game is structured around five different screens, each an artistic masterpiece (not really, but we could pretend). Each screen feels like it was designed in a secret underground lab with occasional breaks for coffee. You’ll have a blend of platforming challenges and the joy of slightly increased difficulty as you progress. The gameplay balances chaos with opportunity: collect bombs, avoid bad guys, rinse and repeat until you either master the art of self-preservation or curse the day you picked up that controller.
As for graphics, let's just say 'retro' is an understatement. From characters that look like they were designed by a very enthusiastic child with a set palette, to backgrounds that might just need a slightly better paint job, Bomb Jack embraces its arcade roots. It's like jumping back into an old-school arcade where the biggest thrill was about hoping that machine didn't swallow your quarters. The high jump mechanics make for some visually amusing moments, as your character floats in the air like a leaf in a gentle breeze—if that breeze were part of a bad 1980s action movie.
Arcade Archives: Bomb Jack is like revisiting that old toy from your childhood—clunky, fun, and slightly confusing, yet you can’t help but love it. It's not going to replace your triple-A titles, nor should it, but it’s perfect for nostalgic gaming sessions combined with moments that make you question your sanity as you fight flying orbs. If you’re in the mood for a quirky platforming experience with a side of absurdity, picking this up for your Switch is the right choice. Sure, you might not become the next Bomb Jack master, but you will jump, collect bombs, and attempt to dodge mummies like they’re your least-favorite relatives on a holiday gathering. So bring it on—the bombs are waiting.