Let's set the stage: a 1988 arcade classic is alive and well on the Nintendo Switch, and it's here to make you question your entire existence. Enter Bravoman, the bionic superhero with more limbs than he knows what to do with. This beat 'em up is a delightful cocktail of nostalgia, bizarre imagery, and off-the-wall action that will make your heart race and your brain ponder, 'What on Earth is happening?'
In Bravoman, players take control of the titular character, Hitoshi Nakamura, who gains bionic powers (and the ability to extend his limbs like an overcooked spaghetti noodle) after a chance encounter with a strange alien named Alpha Man. The primary antagonists in this game include various oddball baddies led by the diabolical Dr. Bomb. I mean, with a name like that, how could you take him seriously? As players pummel enemies ranging from goofy robots to bizarre creatures, Bravoman employs superhuman punches, kicks, and even headbutts that evoke the sheer joy of banging your head against a wall - figuratively, of course. We can't forget the game's quirky mechanics, such as pressure-sensitive buttons that make for stronger attacks if pressed harder. This could lead to frustration when your controller starts feeling like a stress ball. The signature 'Fuku' drops when you best your foes, which are not delicious Japanese rice balls, but helpful power-ups from the whimsical Lottery Man. Who doesn't enjoy being gifted random goods from a cartoon dude just for defeating enemies? The adventure spans 33 stages, including underwater levels where Bravoman hops into a submarine, proving that every hero deserves a little aquatic adventure. Each level culminates in a boss fight, often against grotesque caricatures of classic tropes, which are both head-scratchingly cute and terrifying. You thought fighting evil clones was a thing of the past? Think again!
Let's talk zany graphics. Bravoman boasts a vibrant, almost fever-dream aesthetic that feels like an acid trip through a Saturday morning cartoon. Every character, both hero and villain, is designed with a cartoonish flair that manages to be both charming and absolutely absurd. It's a visual treat that blends anime influences with neon colors, resembling that one 80s sitcom your parents loved (but you definitely didn't). The goofy animations of Bravoman running and fighting are sure to elicit a chuckle, especially when he stretches his limbs, making him look like an excited inflatable arm flailing tube guy. Each background is just as colorful, resembling something from an artist's sketchbook that accidentally ran into a bakery and a rave at the same time.
Bravoman is an experience that defies categorization and makes you question your sanity- in the best way possible. Despite its clunky controls and cheeky absurdity, this game proves worthy of its revival on the Nintendo Switch. As you battle the evils of the world with a bionic hero who has more personality than most NPCs, it's hard not to love it, even when you're screaming at your screen during the tougher levels. It's a delightful trip down the rabbit hole of 80s nostalgia while still being entertaining for a new generation of gamers. Sure, it has its flaws-think of it as your weird uncle at family gatherings, the one you love despite him constantly asking about your future-and despite what some might say about its mechanics and difficulty, Bravoman stands tall like the superhero he is (well, kinda tall) on this new platform. If you're in the market for a quirky, nostalgic arcade beat 'em up experience, then grab your Switch and join Bravoman on this funky adventure!