You've just booted up Bush Hockey League, a charming ode to the 1970s hockey scene that wraps its nostalgic arms around you like your uncle after one too many. It's a game that looks to capture the spirit of slapstick hockey chaos and ridiculous fights, all while serenading you with pixelated nostalgia. The game has a unique charm that many may find welcome, but like that uncle's dubious fashion choices, it’s not without its flaws. Pop a squat on your couch (or beanbag chair) and grab a snack. Let’s glide through the frigid world of pixelated pucks and misfit players.
At its heart, this game is a love letter to the brutality of 70s hockey, inspired by the classic film *Slap Shot*. You get to dive into the fictional Bush Hockey League, where fights break out more often than the puck hitting the net. The game boasts an exhibition mode and a story mode, giving players the chance to live out their wildest hockey dreams or at least laugh at the absurdity of it all. Control-wise, Bush Hockey League offers various schemes, including a casual two-button setup that’s practically begging for you to put down your snack and join in. For the intrepid and perhaps tipsy players, there’s even a “beer mode,” which, in a stroke of pure genius, allows you to control the players with just one hand. This has been described as a game mode for those evenings when you want to channel your inner hockey legend but only too keen on upending your drink. The gameplay itself is fast-paced and often chaotic, where the physics can feel reminiscent of a wobbly table - a bit off but hilariously entertaining. With only 10 teams to choose from, the experience can feel slightly limited. Still, let's be honest, nothing beats a brawl on the ice with your buddy, especially as you both cackle at the ridiculous commentary from Matt Baker, who narrates the calamities happening on screen with a voice that could soothe even the most ferocious of players—if only for a moment before the next punch.
Graphically, Bush Hockey League sets out to remind you of simpler times. The pixel art style is whimsical, dripping with retro charm that hits right in the nostalgia feels. Players are designed with exaggerated features akin to the characters in a Saturday morning cartoon. However, while the visual style is endearing, it might certainly not impress graphics-snobs who prefer super high fidelity graphics that make you feel like you're staring out a real-life rink. It’s more about enjoying the vibe of the game rather than immersing yourself in photo-realistic visuals. That said, the ice could use a bit more sheen, and the audience looks like they just got their hands on some cheap 70s wigs.
Bush Hockey League is a delightful romp filled with nostalgia, laughter, and just enough absurdity to keep any hockey fan entertained—even if that means chuckling at some glitches that pop up more frequently than a single mom on Instagram. Sure, it has its frustrations, like occasional lag or some quirky physics, but it’s all part of the bumpy ride down retro lane. Whether you’re just looking to relive some old memories or want to experience a wacky take on hockey, Bush Hockey League has enough charm to make you want to pick up your Switch and slide onto the icy battleground. Just don't take it too seriously, or you might find yourself questioning your life choices while your friend “accidentally” body-checks you for the fifth time. Overall, if you crave a multiplayer party game that’s lighthearted and doesn't mind the occasional hiccup, Bush Hockey League might just be the title to toss onto your Switch. So grab a drink and get ready for a wild ride that’s more about the laughs and less about the stats.