Welcome, brave pixel warriors, to the wondrous yet weirdly cursed world of 'Cursed Castilla,' a love letter to retro platformers and a study of how many demonic creatures one knight can handle before losing his marbles. Developed by Locomalito, this game isn’t just a journey through medieval Spain—it's a test of your patience, dexterity, and ability to decipher Spanish folklore (not necessary, but it adds to the experience). Grab your sword and armor because we're diving deep into what makes this pixelated adventure epic.
Now let's slice into the gameplay, shall we? 'Cursed Castilla' thrusts players into a side-scrolling platformer madness where you’ll encounter an impressive lineup of 40+ enemies and 19 distinct bosses (yes, you heard right, NINETEEN). Comprising six initial levels in its original incarnation, the extended edition cranks it up to eight levels brimming with additional chaos and challenges. Each level reflects a piece of Spanish history, and beating those baddies is a must to progress to the next gorgeously rendered region. You'll alternate between slashing with your trusty sword and dodging projectiles like a desperate matador ignoring a bull. You can also collect power-ups—church offerings of the pixelated kind!—that boost your abilities or grant unique attacks to help vanquish foes that seem to come straight out of your nightmares (or old-school movies). One of the charming things about 'Cursed Castilla' is the different endings you can achieve. Yes, choices matter! Depending on how you navigate through levels, you can unlock one of four unique endings—perfect for the completionist who also wants to feel like a sinister wizard every now and then. Oh, did I mention the 15 unlockable achievements? Talk about a game that keeps giving! The yet-to-be-malted medieval beer of challenge keeps pouring as victories will require you to repeat levels, embrace your inner masochist, and develop new strategies. Or just rage-quit because, let's be honest, we all know that's easier when faced with a particularly hard boss.
Let's talk about the art style because, my friends, it’s glorious. Imagine a 16-bit kingdom where pixel art is not just a style; it’s a lifestyle. The game berates you with beautiful, colorful graphics that channel the vibes straight from the glory days of the ‘80s and ‘90s. Every enemy, from the goblin to the skeletal knight, is lovingly crafted (and thoroughly equipped to inconvenience your run). The lighting effects and elaborate backgrounds make each level entrancing. You’ll feel like you’ve slipped into a retro gallery that just so happens to be filled with demonic foes and a knight in perpetually perilous adventures. It’s pixelated perfection, and one can see that Locomalito wore their retro-heart on their sleeve while crafting this pixelated feast for the eyes. Now don’t forget about the audio! Gryzor87’s compositions are catchy, reminiscent of chiptune legacies and crafted to make you feel like you’re battling in a medieval arena. The audio tries to emulate the Yamaha YM2203 sound chip, and boy, does it nail that nostalgic feel while injecting fresh tunes that won’t make you want to claw your ears off after two hours of play.
'Cursed Castilla' is a tribute to retro gaming and an homage to the epic tales of knights, demons, and messy castle drama. The gameplay is challenging yet satisfying, like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube while riding a roller coaster—tricky, but oh so rewarding once you hit that sweet spot! The graphics are a nostalgic rush, invoking the pixelated joy of your childhood, while the soundtrack is the cherry on top of this pixel buffet. So, should you embark on this cursed journey? Absolutely. Whether you’re a platform gaming veteran or a newcomer seeking nostalgic vibes, this game will scratch that itch and possibly some other aches as you wander through demon-infested landscapes. Consider yourself warned, though—prepare for trial and error, but those who persevere will be rewarded with one of the best indie experiences on the Switch. Slay those demons, save your comrades, and embrace the chaos because your pixelated kingdom awaits!