Imagine being trapped in an eerie landscape full of bizarre creatures and terrifying lunacy. Sounds like a regular Tuesday, right? Welcome to <i>Don't Starve</i>, where your survival skills will finally have a chance to shine... or flop hilariously! This quirky survival game brings you face-to-face with your deepest fears... and also that one weird spider from your childhood that you thought was gone for good. Let's dive in, shall we?
In <i>Don't Starve</i>, you play as Wilson, a 'gentleman scientist' considering all of life's true mysteries... like how not to perish from hunger and sanity in a bizarre world. Don't get too comfortable, as you're constantly under pressure to gather resources, craft tools, and otherwise keep yourself from joining the local wildlife in their eternal slumber (also known as death). The game utilizes a day/night cycle that dramatically changes the gameplay conditions. During the day, it's somewhat bearable to collect food, chop trees, and gather grass. However, once night falls, it's time to start worrying about Charlie, the spooky darkness monster who's really not into the idea of night-lighting and requires you to have a source of light...or just broad leaps in logic and reflexes. You need to feed your Wilson too-every meal counts! Everything from berries to monsters needs to be hunted down and consumed, but don't eat spoiled food unless you want a bad tummy and even worse survival issues. Keep an eye on those three life meters: health, hunger, and sanity. If your sanity plummets to zero, prepare for vividly horrifying visions (think giant, floating eyeballs). Crafting becomes your lifeline; you can make everything from axes and traps to tents and even a sanity-restoring flower crown! But don't get too attached, as most tools have a limited lifespan-like your plans for a nice peaceful life in the woods. You'll die in a variety of ways, which adds a unique touch to learning the ins and outs of survival. Be it freezing from hypothermia or getting smacked by a baddie, the list goes on while providing a continuous learning curve that delivers thrills from each attempt.
Graphically, <i>Don't Starve</i> takes on a gothic cartoon style that, while unnerving at times, is just charming enough that you don't mind the excessive number of ways you can die. One second you're looking at an adorable cartoonish world where the sun is shining-until that sun gets swallowed by darkness faster than your afternoon snack. The animation gives off a Tim Burton-esque vibe, with whimsical characters combined with eerie, abominable twists that play to the insanity theme astoundingly well.
To sum it all up, <i>Don't Starve</i> is a wild ride of trial and error combined with humor, colorful nightmare creatures, and the constant tension of survival. If you're a fan of challenge and have a dark sense of humor, this game will tickle your funny bones while making you scream at the top of your lungs (from laughter or despair, you decide!). It's a delightful insanity that will keep you reeling and returning for more 'just one more day'. Just remember, DON'T STARVE! Or you might end up as dinner for that one-eyed bird."} ✦ 8.5/10