Imagine being cursed by your own father and deciding to take on the role of a monster wrangler instead of, say, seeking therapy. Welcome to Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince! In this turn-based RPG that has all the charm of a high school anime and the depth of a kiddie pool, you, indeed, play as Psaro, the half-human, half-monster prince on a quest for redemption. Spoiler: you won't be redeeming the prince's closet anytime soon.
Gameplay revolves around taming monsters and using them to fight your battles-like Pokemon but with more angst and possibly less charm (don't tell Pikachu). You'll find yourself immersed in a 3D overworld traversing through cutesy yet forgettable landscapes. Here's the kicker: instead of simply bruting your way through the game like some sort of monster gladiator, you can persuade them to join your cause using *meat*. Yes, you read that right. Nothing says 'join me in this epic battle' like a juicy steak. To spice up your monster squad, you can also hatch them from eggs or even combine them in a process called "synthesis"-which, let's be honest, sounds more like an 80's band than a gameplay mechanic. Expect a season cycle that spices things up in your monster-collecting freakshow, bringing environmental changes that sometimes require you to renew your players' licenses if you want to be the best monster master. Watch out for those pesky rainy seasons-they might ruin your chances of capturing that elusive monster.
The graphics are cute enough to remind you of your childhood, resembling the toy aisle of a department store-bright, shiny, and slightly chaotic. The cel-shaded art style compliments Akira Toriyama's character design beautifully, like a delicious frosting on a not-so-fresh cake. It's all happy faces and bold colors unless you dig deeper into the plot, where angst and dad issues are layered like the various types of frosting on that sad cake. The monsters themselves vary in detail but generally bring that whimsical vibe that makes you want to give them a hug... until they bite your arm off during battle. When you're not in a fight, apt animations make the overworld movement feel fluid, unless you try to jump, in which case it looks like a fish out of water.
Ultimately, Dragon Quest Monsters: The Dark Prince is a delightful jaunt through a world filled with fantastical beings and a prince with more baggage than a long-haul flight. If you're in the mood for RPG action that doesn't take itself too seriously and features a compelling blend of monster taming combined with an almost Shakespearean plot twist, you're in for a treat. Or a snack. Or maybe a mystery meat burger. Grab some friends, a snack, and prepare to wrangle your way through basic quests and heart-string-pulling plotlines. However, if Dungeon Mastering was your style, this may fall a little flat. But who doesn't love a colorful romp through a pseudo-peaceful land filled with emotional baggage? Grab your controller, grab your meat, and let's wrangle monsters!