G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout is like that friend who shows up to a party uninvited, spills punch all over the place, and then insists they were just trying to add some spice to your life. Set in the world of Hasbro's beloved G.I. Joe franchise, it aims to deliver explosive third-person shooter action but instead stumbles around like a toddler on roller skates. As we dive into this review, buckle up for laughs, nostalgia, and the occasional side-eye at how the legendary Joes fare in this chaotic adventure.
Here's the lowdown: you'll pick from a cast of 12 iconic characters from the G.I. Joe universe. Picture Duke, Roadblock, and Scarlett trying to save the world while Cobra plots to take over the planet with their dastardly shenanigans - including the ominous Blackout Sphere that shuts down power everywhere. It's like they were trying to make a supervillain based off the dreams of a frustrated power company employee. Players embark on challenging missions, engaging in local split-screen co-op fun, or competing with friends in various modes such as Capture the Flag and Deathmatch. Think of it as G.I. Joe meets Couch Co-op Survival of the Fittest, complete with egos on the line.
Graphics-wise, G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout looks like it got lost in the 2000s and wandered into the present day with memories of better days. Character models are a bit blocky, and environments sometimes look like they were hastily crafted during a lunch break. It may not be an eye-candy treat, but if you squint and channel your inner child, you'll get that nostalgic feel for the cartoonish chaos. Plus, who can resist the charm of action figures being flung around like they're in an epic toddler battle?
In conclusion, G.I. Joe: Operation Blackout has its heart in the right place. It's a love letter to fans of the franchise who have been waiting for a game like this since the heyday of 2009. However, it reads more like a poorly-written sequel than a blockbuster hit. Sure, there is fun to be had, especially with friends on the couch, but it's marred by uneven mechanics and a somewhat uninspired execution. If you regularly make time for your action figures or have an ardent love for the G.I. Joe lore, pick it up - just don't expect too much, and maybe keep the punch bowl secured.