When the almighty Nintendo decided to smush their beloved Zelda franchise together with Koei Tecmo's Dynasty Warriors, the result was akin to mixing peanut butter and chocolate with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of fan service. Enter Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition, the game that dares you to ask: 'Why fight one enemy when you can karate-chop through a horde of them, all while wearing Link's signature green hat?'
Hyrule Warriors is, quite frankly, a hack-and-slash rollercoaster ride through the world of Hyrule. Unlike your traditional Zelda games where deciphering cryptic puzzles and engaging in leisurely swordplay is key, here you'll find yourself smack in the middle of a battlefield bathed in the glorious glow of chaos as enemies erupt faster than you can flip-flop between characters. You will choose from a cast of familiar faces-yes, even that annoying fairy on-steriods-each with their own over-the-top abilities and moves. Want to spin like a tornado armed with a sword? Go for it. Care to launch elemental spells that'd make even Gandalf raise an eyebrow? Be my guest. Real-time character switching allows you to be as chaotic as you please. That's a fancy way of saying that you can run around making a mess of things while wondering whether it's your character's abilities or your lack of strategy that is the real issue. Combat features your typical hack-and-slash gameplay, but mixed with a smattering of RPG elements such as leveling up characters and unlocking new weapons. Imagine getting rewards for hacking and slashing through legions of Bokoblins. In this game, chop away and feel powerful-because why not? The plot, while not the main dish, serves a fair share of your nostalgic Zelda needs, featuring a story that swirls around the resurrection of Ganondorf, something that inevitably leads to copious amounts of butt-kicking and treasure hunting. You may also engage in the various modes including Adventure Mode, where you'll seek out hidden treasures while re-exploring the land like a pro treasure hunter but more clumsy.
Good graphics are like the icing on the cake, and Hyrule Warriors delivers a deeply colorful, smooth, and visually appealing experience. The character designs pop out like they've been freshly painted-even if Link's new hairstyle looks as if he just walked through a wind tunnel. Environments are lively and detailed, bringing Hyrule to life in a way that makes it feel vast yet somehow entirely accessible, allowing you to destroy everything in sight without hesitation or remorse. It's an adrenaline-fueled visual feast, giving you just enough distraction from the actual combat (which will mostly require your full attention).
Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition manages to successfully marry two franchises that seem a tad odd together. It's like finding out your cousin is a pro wrestler-surprising, yet strangely cool. While the core mechanics could induce fatigue with repetitive missions, let's be real here; this is for those who want to feel empowered in a hack-and-slash arena while indulging in a hefty helping of treasured Zelda nostalgia. So grab your Joy-Con and prepare to rattle off combos while feeling like a legendary warrior. It's a solid trip down memory lane, filled with a side of chaos that is ludicrously gratifying. In short, kickass gameplay combined with a dash of nostalgia equals a must-play for Zelda enthusiasts or anyone looking to merrily hack, slash, and potentially make the caped hero of Hyrule proud (which he's probably not too worried about). Score: A very respectable 8.5 out of 10. It may not redefine how we see hack-and-slash games, but like a heroic bottle of ketchup, it goes well on everything-especially fries.