Feast your eyes on 'Rockets Rockets Rockets,' a game that seems like it was inspired by a toddler's drawing of a spaceship caught in a mid-air argument with a fruit vendor. This dazzling arcade assassin not only delivers on chaotic multiplayer action but also serves a surprisingly deep exploration of each rocket's unique existence in a nothing-but-rockets universe. Strap in as we dive into the pyrotechnic heroics of these pixelated protagonists and their real estate issues in the ever-shifting battlefield of 'Rockets Rockets Rockets.'
Set against a vibrant 2D backdrop, players hop into the cockpit of their chosen rocket-these glorious flying phallic symbols equipped with rockets literally strapped to their sides. The gameplay hinges on navigating an aerial arena filled to the brim with power-ups, enemies, and the perilous allure of floating orbs of chaos, all while trying to maintain a three-point lead over competitors. Options include AI bots (who are like that one friend who claims to be great at games but keeps forgetting the controls) or human opponents who will stab you in the back like you're playing Monopoly on holiday. The controls are simple yet cater to an impressive skill ceiling, ensuring that even the rocket newbies can enjoy the chaos while the veterans plot aerial bombardments with the precision of a NASA launch.
Visually, 'Rockets Rockets Rockets' gives off strong vibes of a lost 90s arcade game that simply walked through a kaleidoscope and emerged wearing sunglasses. The colors pop in a spectacle of neon, going in perfect tune with the gameplay's frantic pace. Other than the endearing pixelated graphics and the delightfully fluid animations, the game evokes a sense of nostalgia for simpler times, albeit with more explosions-think Space Invaders meeting a rave festival. And let's not forget the sizzling soundtrack that encourages players to fly with reckless abandon, elevating the already chaotic gameplay to uncharted heights of insanity.
'Rockets Rockets Rockets' is the perfect embodiment of a game that knows precisely what it is: a colorful, explosive celebration of all things rocket-related, packed with multiplayer mayhem and an unexpectedly rich character arc of sentient fuel tanks smashing into each other like emotionally stunted foes at a college reunion. While lacking a deep narrative-because let's face it, who needs a plot when you're rocket-fighting for control-the game excels in delivering frantic fun and fierce competition. Adding an engaging soundtrack and a plethora of cosmetic options allows players to dive into this arcade gem, making it a great addition to your Switch library. Grab your friends, gear up, and get ready to soar in weightless victory! Just remember, in 'Rockets Rockets Rockets,' the only thing exploding more than your rocket will be the friendships you formed along the way.