Galaxy Fight: Universal Warriors is like that cousin who shows up uninvited to your party, brings an old-school gaming console, and starts boasting about their extreme powers as a 2D fighter. Released in 1995 on the Neo Geo (yep, back when 'retro' meant less than 8 bits), it entered the arena as a quirky endeavor by Sunsoft. Now, it's been resurrected on the Xbox One through the ACA Neo Geo series, giving new players the chance to experience this retro gem-or fossil, depending on how you look at it. So, strap on your fingerless gloves and get ready to throw down in an intergalactic brawl of epic proportions (or mediocrity, we'll see).
Here's the scoop on gameplay: you get to choose from a roster of eight characters who clearly weren't invited to a runway show because they look like they're from a discount Halloween store. Each character has a backstory so wild it makes a soap opera look tame-a prince out for revenge, a fire-breathing monster, and a few others who seem to have just stumbled in from a different dimension. The combat system is simple yet accommodating, featuring a four-button layout. The first three buttons unleash a buffet of non-specific punches, kicks, bites, and tail whips (yes, some characters literally use tails in battle, because why not?). The fourth button? Emotes-specifically taunts! Who knew bashing your opponent could come with a side of shade throwing? Unique to Galaxy Fight is its continuous scroll layout-goodbye walls! The absence of stage corners means you can dodge and weave like an Olympic champion... or just float aimlessly until someone smacks you with a fireball. Combos are what the kids call a 'mixed bag'; if you mash buttons at random, you might just stumble upon a special move or two while your eyes glaze over trying to keep up. Pro tip: mastering the art of button mashing could turn you into a Galaxy Fight superhero. Bring some friends too, because multiplayer mode is where the real chaos-and laughter-happens.
Graphically, Galaxy Fight is a retro beauty-or maybe a retro beast, depending on your perspective. The art style embodies everything glorious and cringeworthy about 90s pixel animation, with characters so unique that you might just ask, 'Is that a robot or a bad hairstyle?' The vibrant backgrounds bring a splash of color that could outshine my high school locker-but let's be real, high school was not known for its elite aesthetics. The animations are better suited for a CGI commercial for a hair gel than for an actual combat game; they're fluid enough to look decent but might not exactly win awards. If you find the characters sporadically morphing in and out of their combat stances a tad distracting, don't worry; the background will promptly distract you with nonsensical scenes of planets and absurd designs reflecting the chaos all around.
In conclusion, Galaxy Fight: Universal Warriors might not dethrone the titans of the fighting genre, but it provides a trip down memory lane for seasoned gamers and a touch of nostalgia for the younger crowd curious about retro gaming. It's a quirky mix of creativity and oddball aesthetics that adds a hefty dose of charm to this title. While it has its share of faults-especially regarding difficulty and overall depth-the accessibility on Xbox One, coupled with a group of friends, might just make for a hilarious party game experience. So, if you're comfortable with a few laughs, button mashing, and recruits from an interstellar circus, hop on board. For everyone else, maybe stick to that popular brawl on the block. Adieu, and may your combos be ever in your favor!