Ever wanted to relive that feeling of heartbreak when you 'accidentally' drop your last quarter in the arcade machine? Well, put on those nostalgia goggles and get ready for 'Last Resort'! This classic Neo Geo shooter delights and frustrates in equal measure, bringing the feel of the 90s straight to your living room. But is it really worth your time? Buckle up, as we dive deep into the pixelated chaos!
In 'Last Resort,' you're not just a pretty face (or a pixelated jet) shooting down enemy ships; you're also piloting an indestructible cyber jet equipped with a delightful and cheeky robot drone that swings around like it's bungee jumping. Your goal? Survive five stages filled with enemies and outrageously over-the-top bosses. Did I mention you have to fight these bosses twice? Because nothing screams 'fun' quite like beating the same guys up in a different way! The gameplay involves dodging projectiles while simultaneously shooting like you've had one too many energy drinks. Power-ups are scattered generously, and each allows you to increase your firepower-because what shooter doesn't need more guns? You can collect upgrades that transform your puzzler of a jet into an ultra-kill machine, while your loyal robot sidekick can take some hits for you. Think of it as your best friend, except it takes bullets so you can save your life. Apart from the frantic action and pixelated madness, seize the opportunity to engage in the nuanced dance of 'not getting hit' while looking like a total pro. Spoiler: it's as difficult as it sounds. Each level becomes a mesmerizing symphony of chaos that'll have you gripping your controller like it owes you money.
Now, let's talk about the visuals. Those graphics deliver that 90s aesthetic like a champ! Everything is flexing over-the-top designs, vibrant colors, and backgrounds that scream, 'This is flux capacitor territory!' The sprites move smoothly, and the effects of explosions hot enough to light a small forest on fire are just lovely. With all the chaos on-screen, you'll start to wonder if your jet is secretly a toaster on steroids. But hey, isn't that what we love about retro games? The wacky designs, the overzealous color palettes, and the sheer artistry of pixelation take you where contemporary graphic cards fear to tread-into the deep unknown of fun absurdity-without the worry of indecisive shading.
'Last Resort' offers a wild mix of beat-em-up thrills and bullet hell in a neat arcade package. Does it shine as brightly as a classic? Probably! But it still drips with that nostalgic charm that can only be bottled in a 90s arcade. Although it may be a little repetitive for some and possibly induce some nostalgia cramps, the frenetic gameplay and that delightful spritely mayhem will have you coming back for more. So, if you're ready for a stroll down memory lane filled with pixelated chaos and intense boss fights, grab your controller. You just might find it was YOUR last resort to entertain your 90s gaming itch after all. Just remember: don't drop a quarter on the floor; it's a slippery slope from there! Score: 7/10.