Nostalgia is a very powerful force. It can turn the most rational individual into a whimpering child yearning for their favorite toy (or in this case, game) from 22 years ago. Enter 'Age of Mythology: Retold,' the remastered version of the classic RTS originally launched in 2002. Now, it's back and shinier than a new coin-good luck spending it at the gaming bank! Released on Xbox Series X/S (and Windows, because it's 2024 and we can't leave PC gamers feeling left out), this remaster aims to pull you back into the world where Greek, Egyptian, Norse, and Atlantean deities duke it out while you figure out why your villagers refuse to chop that tree. Let's dive into the harrowing chaos of ancient wars, shall we?
If you remember building civilizations from scratch and joyfully watching them crumble thanks to a rogue god power-this is your jam. And if you don't remember, shame on you. Retold brings in fresh graphics with a license to thrill, thanks to the Bang Engine from Age of Empires III: Definitive Edition. The players can summon units like Trolls, Mummies, and Cyclopes; yes, you heard that right-an angry one-eyed man with a serious aversion to eye patches. As for the gameplay, you can unleash God powers at your leisure and strategically command myth units. The favor cap is reportedly removed or altered because who needs limits? You can now enjoy your choices without the pesky reminder that sometimes limits are healthier. Additionally, low-resource villagers have been upgraded to work smarter, not harder, with the auto-economy feature, which quite honestly feels like cheating. But on the flip side, who cares if it looks good?
Visually, 'Age of Mythology: Retold' sparkles more than a vampire lying in a diamond store. This remaster embraces modern aesthetics while attempting to maintain the charm of the original game. There's ray tracing! Yes, ray tracing-so everything looks even more 'Godlike' (pun intended). The maps are vibrant without transforming the essence that made players fall in love with the game in the first place. The animation? Flawless. Just imagine your Cyclopes doing the cha-cha while smiting foes. In terms of sound, the remastered soundtrack is fully symphonic now-what's next, a live orchestra at my home every time I go for a match?
In conclusion, 'Age of Mythology: Retold' not only delivers a trip down memory lane but also adds modern touches that push it into 2024 while allowing us all to relive our nostalgia-infused gaming dreams. It's a game that welcomes back veterans and hand-holds newcomers through the divine chaos of mythological battles. If you're a fan of strategy games, you would be absolutely bonkers to miss this one. So, grab your Xbox, summon your favorite gods, and prepare for epic battles that can turn the tide in your favor-unless you're like me and can't even keep track of your villagers. In that case, good luck and may the gods have mercy on your virtual realm!