Ahoy, mateys! Get ready to set sail in 'Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii' - the latest swashbuckling adventure from Sega that somehow combines the underworld of organized crime with the sun-kissed beaches of Hawaii. As if the Yakuza series wasn't already wild enough, here we find our beloved Goro Majima exchanging his business suit for a pirate outfit after losing his memory. When life gives you lemons, turn them into rum, right? So, let's dive into this high-seas romp filled with treasure hunting, amnesia, and maritime battles. Hold onto your cutlasses, because you're in for a ride!
This game brings you four vibrant locales: Rich Island (A&B Islands, if you're feeling fancy), Madlantis (because obviously, that's how pirates name their secret hideouts), Nele Island (where things get a bit religious), and good ol' Honolulu - which you might remember as your last trip in 'Infinite Wealth.' So maybe pack your sunscreen before venturing into pirate territory. Majima is back, wielding two fighting styles: Mad Dog, focused on speed (as in, speed past the enemies before they can say 'arr matey!'), and Sea Dog, which allows him to engage in gruesome dual-wielding breach battles that would make Jack Sparrow cry (unless he's living in an alternate universe where pirates are cool, which they are). New features like mid-air combos make fights feel dynamic, which is good because fighting like a dragon shouldn't feel like a chore! Ship combat is where the magic happens, launching you into a real-time nautical brawl. You can even customize the *Goromaru*, your trusty vessel (no, it doesn't come with a fishing rod, but what are pirate ships good for if not combat?). If the enemy's ship health goes down, you can board it and engage in more smashing of heads. The juggernaut battles at sea will have you feeling like Captain Hook meets Grand Theft Auto. Alongside the fierce fighting and plundering, there's a plethora of side activities to do, which range from classic karaoke (of course!) to the rather eccentric 'Masaru's Love Journey,' where you help recruit 'Minato girls' for Majima. It's totally okay - it's Yakuza logic, right? Expect several nods and returning favorites from the previous titles, which only adds to the charm of this chaotic game. There's even an emulator feature that allows you to unlock older Sega games, so get ready for some nostalgic joy amid all the high-seas action.
The visuals are a feast for the eyes, with vibrant colors that leap off the screen like a toddler on a sugar high. The environments are rich and varied - from lush tropical islands to gritty pirate dens, each location feels alive, with plenty of details that would impress even Captain Ahab. The character models shine with expressive details; Majima is as flamboyant as ever (- if only he sported a parrot!). The cinematic cutscenes are stellar too, blending seamlessly into the gameplay while retaining that absurd and tongue-in-cheek humor that the Yakuza series champions. It's got that anime aesthetic with dramatic touches, making each story beat feel impactful yet absurdly funny at the same time - like watching a telenovela while knowing it's just a soap. Oh, and let's not forget the rich, authentic Hawaiian flair that permeates throughout, which really pops in contrast to the darker themes of piracy and memory loss! In graphical fidelity, get ready for your jaw to drop and your eyes to feel like they just visited an art gallery.
In conclusion, 'Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii' is an exhilarating, vibrant mix of pirate adventures and storytelling that will keep you hooked for hours. The combat is tight, the world is vast and breathtaking, and the characters are delightful - even if they are bathed in murky waters and questionable moral decisions. This game proves once again that the Yakuza series can take any theme and make it utterly bizarre yet surprisingly fun. So hoist the sails, gather your crew, and set your course for adventure! Just remember: if you encounter a giant squid, make sure you bring a cutlass. Or maybe just run. I wouldn't blame you for picking the second option. A solid 8.5/10, with hopes that future installments keep the high seas Hilarity afloat!