If you thought your ability to scream at video games was relegated to being an angry teen playing Fortnite, think again. Resident Evil 4 is back – bigger, scarier, and with a nice coat of existential dread. A machete to your heart if you will.
You take the reins as Leon S. Kennedy, the manliest government agent (or is it ‘secret service’?) to ever rescue a damsel – which by the way, is also the President's daughter, Ashley. The plot thickens when you find out she’s trapped with a bunch of very enthusiastic cultists in rural Spain. It’s like a vacation gone horribly wrong, and no one is handing out refunds. Leon’s quest is straightforward: shoot things, solve puzzles, and pray you don’t run out of ammo while horrendous mutated villagers chase you with pitchforks. Gameplay retains its classic ‘over-the-shoulder’ perspective, now infused with modern upgrades like crafting and smoother controls. Unlike 2005, where puzzling resembled pulling teeth without anesthesia, now you can actually solve puzzles without tossing your controller at the wall. Plus, you can organize your inventory with an attaché case - it’s like playing Tetris, but instead of falling blocks, you have guns. Oh, and let's not forget about the Merchant. He’s back, and this time he’s packing new side quests. It's like a bizarre eBay where you can buy weapons, upgrades, and maybe a slightly used alien organ if you're lucky. Need to upgrade your firepower? Simply trade some dubious collectibles – it’s all very ethical, of course.
Visually? Oh boy. The graphics of Resident Evil 4 will make you question if your TV needs a serious upgrade. Everything looks visually stunning, thanks to Capcom’s RE Engine, which can make even a chainsaw-wielding maniac's beard sparkle. The environments are laden with an atmosphere of dread that’ll make you just want to turn your lights on, crank up some K-Pop, and forget you just faced off against a creature made entirely of nightmares.
In summary, Resident Evil 4 is a masterclass in survival horror and simply a top-notch remake. Whether you were around for the 2005 release or hopping on the bandwagon now, it’s a ride filled with adrenaline, suspense, and some good ol' fashioned video game existential crises. With its entrancing graphics, refined gameplay mechanics, and an engaging narrative, this game is not just for loyal fans; it's perfect for any newcomer looking to be scared out of their socks while tapping into their primal instinct to run away. Score? Would definitely recommend, offering a delightful mix of frights, fights, and bad hair days. Grab your gun and get ready to freak out. This is one heck of a horror/thriller you won’t want to miss.