
Welcome to the world of 'How to Train Your Dragon', where your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to teach dragons how to take human commands-like a babysitter who is slightly less scary than the other options! This game, based on a movie that spawned a plethora of merchandise and cute dragon plushies, is quite the dragon-taming adventure on the PS3, though you might need as much skill as you do patience (we're talking Zen-level here).
The game drops you right in the middle of the Viking action as Hiccup (hey look, half a dude) or Astrid, battling it out in a dragon tournament known as 'Thor'sday Thursday'-a very Viking option, if I do say so myself. Players need to train their dragons before entering the tournament, which sounds like a total project of patience. Sure, you want to be the best dragon-tamer around, but first, you'll have to figure out how to keep your scaly pal from eating your leg instead of training. Good luck with that! You start off in the dragon den, customizing your very own dragon. Who knew dragon fashion was a thing? After you've crafted your scaly companion to your liking, it's time to venture into the training grounds, where you'll have to navigate through lessons and challenges to prepare for battle. You'll swing your controller like a cool heroic Viking (think 'Thor' minus the muscles) as you guide your dragon through training - remember, focus is key here! Think you're ready? Well, guess what? You have to defeat other teenagers in the tournament. My advice? Bring snacks; tension is real. Once you make it through those dragon-on-dragon showdowns, you'll relish the opportunity to gather ingredients for the next dragon-meal prep in the Wild Zone. Ah yes, typical Viking life: Killing time between epic battles with ingredient quests. However, to access the Wild Zone, you'll have to mend a bridge-nothing says 'video game' more than borrowing tools from every Viking you encounter (that's right, your social skills will be tested too). There's a kind of action-adventure rhythm to these tasks that might compensate for the occasional hair-pulling frustration trying to keep your dragon alive during its first fire-breathing practice! And let's not forget about the online features! A great way to meet fellow dragon trainers, if 'fellow dragon trainers' actually means folks who scream 'STOP BURNING ME' during competitive modes. Multiplayer matches can vary your experience, giving you other kids to battle with. But trust me, it's easier to do this couch-bound. Less chance of real dragons flying out the window.
While you could feasibly get a workout swinging your controller like a Viking, the graphics aren't going to leave you breathless. Picture a children's cartoon that fumbled in the transition to a video game. The stylized cartoon visuals are charming, but considering it's on PS3, you'd expect a bit more polish! Sure, there's vibrant color, and the scenery has enough fantasy flair to coax a smile, but let's be honest: your dragons might look more like crayon doodles than majestic beasts. This game isn't breaking any new ground with its graphics, but it gets the job done, and the animation of the dragons can still elicit a chuckle when they face-plant into the ground. Maybe that's just me finding solace in their pain, though.
In the end, 'How to Train Your Dragon' on PS3 does entertain, albeit slightly underwhelming your lofty expectations of a breath-of-fire adventure. The challenging aspects mixed with its mid-range visuals make for a gaming experience that's as joyous as it is frustrating. Think 'baby-sitting a dragon': it requires a delicate touch and lots of snacks for morale. The gameplay has its highs and lows, but if you aim to embrace the grind of training while dodging fiery attacks, then hey, slip this game into your PS3 and settle in for some dragon-taming madness. Just remember, your dragons may struggle as much as your control skills! Overall, give it a 5/10 for the memories, but be warned-this game will require all the patience you have left after high school.