Welcome to the bizarre world of Athena, where a headstrong princess decides to test her luck by jumping through a forbidden door and finds herself in a monster-tastic platformer. If you ever wondered what would happen if you mixed Greek mythology with a dash of 80s arcade madness, strap in - we're about to dive into an adventure that's as much about throwing punches as it is about the occasionally profound wardrobe malfunction.
Our titular character, Princess Athena, who clearly skipped the 'how to wear a dress' manual, finds herself plummeting from the skies into Fantasy World. Expect platforming mayhem as she starts the game nearly naked before getting her hands on some nifty weapons and outfits - because fighting monsters and looking fabulous must go hand-in-hand! The gameplay involves jumping around, kicking enemies (literal boots-to-the-face action) and collecting various weapons inspired by Greek mythology. Enemies range from beastly brutes to snazzy warriors, and each of the eight hazardous worlds ends with a boss fight that tests your skills and your patience. What makes Athena's story extra spicy is her shocking descent into danger. Think about it - opening a door that 'shouldn't be opened'? That's like finding an all-you-can-eat buffet with a sign that reads 'Last Supper.' Each weapon or item you find allows for some cool combos and powers. There's even a great costume change or two that might attract your eye, especially when you're armor-less and standing on a platform over a pit of lava. Who knew fashion could be so perilous? Each action demands precision, and you'll be grinding through levels like a seasoned gamer or an over-caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush.
Graphically, Athena doesn't dazzle like today's titles with their hyper-realistic graphics, but it captures that classic charm of late 80s arcade aesthetics. The backgrounds are pretty and imaginative - vibrant colors splash across your screen while characters are designed in a way that screams retro. The sprites are kind of charmingly awkward; Athena's bouncing hair and questionable battle stance will have you chuckling even in the midst of chaos. Monsters and bosses come in various sizes and shapes - some will make you wonder if the developers had a pet designer possessed by a mischievous deity. Overall, it feels like stepping back in time, celebrating the irregular quirks that were synonymous with the gaming style back in the day while still maintaining a level of fun that feels fresh.
Athena strikes a balance between absurd hilarity and thrilling gameplay. While its mechanics might feel dated to some, it serves as a delightful homage to classic gaming and offers a unique blend of humor, retro charm, and yes, quite a bit of bottomless adventure. Players looking for high-stakes action with the absurdity of a princess fighting through strange I-don't-know-what creatures will be entertained. You'll laugh, you'll curse at the screen, and you'll definitely question whether the princess really thought her fashion choice was a good idea...but that's the journey Athena takes you on. A decent recommendation for those with a penchant for the nostalgic or anyone who secretly dreams of battling their way through a fantasy world with style while tearing through the enemy's wardrobe!