Oct 2018
Welcome to ancient Greece, the land of philosophers, warriors, and an absurdly high number of side quests. If you've ever wanted to stab a Spartan while also contemplating the nature of existence (or, you know, just taking a nice leisurely swim in the Aegean Sea), Assassin's Creed Odyssey offers you the unique opportunity to do so. Set against the backdrop of the Peloponnesian War, this game promises both action and philosophical dilemmas, which is basically how college feels, minus the student loans.
Assassin's Creed Odyssey cranks up the RPG dial well past 11, tossing aside the stealthy roots of its predecessors and opting for a more open-world approach. At the start, you'll choose to play as either Kassandra or Alexios, two siblings caught up in an epic family drama that would make even the most twisted soap operas blush. The game's dialogue choices let you flirt, reason, or straight-up threaten your way through interactions—because what's an ancient Greek epic without a healthy dose of romance and deception? Expect to engage in quests that range from the mundane (fetch quests, of course—thank you, ancient gods) to the grandiose, where you'll take down mythical beasts like Medusa and the Minotaur. Your character can also participate in Conquest Battles, where you choose a side—because nothing says free will like picking the winning team in an ancient war. Plus, let’s not forget the naval combat, which allows you to channel your inner pirate; just think Jack Sparrow but with a lot more swords and a way better haircut. As main quests unfold, you’ll also find countless side activities, including romances with NPCs, crafting resources, and exploring a vast world filled with mysteries. And yes, you can totally recruit pesky enemies to join your crew, because who wouldn't want their former foes singing their praises on the high seas?
If there's one thing that makes this game a treat for the eyes, it's the stunning landscapes of Greece. From the bustling streets of Athens to the pristine shores of countless islands, the visuals are jaw-droppingly gorgeous. They make you want to hop on a plane and book a trip… unless you're broke from buying this game (sorry, future vacation plans). The character models are impressive as well, and the animations are fluid, making the intense battles that much more satisfyingly chaotic. Just be warned—sometimes graphics glitches might catch you off guard, so keep your laughter in check when that guy’s horse suddenly decides it’s a jet fighter and starts floating.
Assassin's Creed Odyssey gives you everything an 18-year-old could possibly want: adventure, action, and, of course, mythical beasts to slay. It's an expansive playground filled with lore, conflict, and a heavy dose of humor that reminds you not to take things too seriously. With a wealth of content and freedom to shape your play style, Odyssey embodies the RPG spirit while maintaining the core essence of what we love about Assassin's Creed—historical hijinks with an extra sprinkle of chaos. So grab your spear, jump into the nearest hay bale, and get ready to redefine what 'family reunions' really mean in ancient Greece. Whether you’re a casual player or an AssCreed veteran, there’s a lot to love about this game. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a family to save. Or maybe just some bounties to pay off. Priorities!
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