Ahoy there! Ever wondered what it would be like to be a rat on a pirate ship? No? Well, too bad! In 'Curse of the Sea Rats', you’ll get turned into a rat thanks to a pesky pirate witch and must embark on a quest that's as tangled as your headphones after a night of gaming. Let’s dive into this Metroidvania where the title is way more interesting than the game itself.
So, you’re a rat. Not just any rat, but a rat who can jump around and fight other rats, which sounds way more mundane than it actually is. This game allows you to control one of four anthropomorphic (read: not your average sewer rat) characters each boasting their own quirky skills. You can play single-player or, if you're feeling brave, let up to four players join in for some co-op madness. Switching between characters at predetermined points gives you some interesting strategical play, or at least a good reason to yell at your friends for choosing the wrong rat. With a classic 2D platforming mechanic, brace yourself for enemies that are more single-minded than the educational diet of an average college student. Boss fights might feel a bit uneven; while some are disappointingly easy, others will send you back to your knotted headphones and tantrum-filled gaming corner. What did I expect from a game centered around rodents? I should’ve just clicked on a YouTube video of a cat chasing a mouse. But alas, I stuck it out. Aside from the odd difficulty spike, the gameplay loop can be rewarding, with a sense of progression that, to be fair, isn’t just using your rigged gaming setup to jump around your room while you try to reach your pizza slice sitting on the table.
Now on to the visuals. Let’s not pretend here; the hand-drawn art style is downright charming. The game looks the way a children's book illustration feels, in a somewhat whimsical yet slightly dark way—think cute pirate rats in a surprisingly dangerous world. The colors pop, and the animations are smoother than your excuses for not going to the gym. But… (there’s always a 'but'), while the art looks great, it can’t distract you from the occasional framerate hiccup or bugs that make you feel like you’re losing a game of whack-a-mole when you’re just trying to enjoy a rat-themed action adventure. However, I must say the soundtrack is quite the ear candy, making you bob your head like you're about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2023. It’s catchy, it’s funny, and it complements the eccentricities of the game perfectly. It really gives you hope that not everything in this world is going to be dull and dreary—except for your quest to live your best rat life and defeat the witch, of course.
In summary, 'Curse of the Sea Rats' is like that half-eaten donut you forgot about under your bed: it’s got its charm and sweetness but also some bizarre aftertaste. While its art beautifully transports you to a whimsical world, the inconsistencies in game balance and gameplay can leave you feeling slightly off-kilter. It’s a mixed bag, much like that one friend who insists on bringing weird snacks to the party: sometimes you love it, sometimes you wish you had just stuck with chips. If you happen to like Metroidvania games or have an affinity for rodents with swords, this game might just scratch that itch—just be prepared for a few frustrating moments. And if you don’t like rats, well, that’s a CURSE you’ll just have to get over.