Picture this: you’re aboard a prison ship, surrounded by dubious characters, and suddenly a pirate witch rolls up and turns everyone into rats because, you know, that’s what pirate witches do. Welcome to Curse of the Sea Rats, where the best defense against this madness is to become a rodent. It’s a Metroidvania that promises hand-drawn beauty but delivers a few technical hiccups and quite a bit of furry chaos. Let’s dive in, shall we?
In Curse of the Sea Rats, players can choose from four unique characters, each with their own quirks and abilities. Think of them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but instead of pizza, they’re all about cheese...because they’re rats. You’ll navigate through 2D platforms, taking on various baddies while trying to avoid becoming a snack. Combat is your typical hack-and-slash fare with a few interesting twists, but be warned: some of the enemies can be tougher than your math homework, and the boss battles can feel like a walk in the park or a slap in the face, depending on your luck. Up to four players can join in, so gather your friends and experience meaningful moments like arguing over who gets to be the cool character. You can switch between them at set points in the game, which is great for multitasking, or just for confusing your enemies like a real-life game of musical chairs.
The game is like eye candy for anybody who’s enjoyed scrolling through Instagram. The hand-drawn artwork is vibrant, gorgeous, and really makes you feel like you’re in a world occupied by whimsical rodents. It’s enough to make you momentarily forget that you’re actually fighting your way through a pirate-infested prison ship, which has got to be a mood-breaker at some level. However, some technical issues rear their ugly heads, like pesky frame drops—like a rat scurrying when you turn on the lights. So, while it’s a visual feast, it sometimes gets served with a side of bugs.
Curse of the Sea Rats is an intriguing mix of charming graphics, ratty gameplay, and a storyline that’s, well, quite literally nuts. It offers a good chunk of fun, particularly with friends, but it hasn’t fully escaped the balance issues that plague many Metroidvanias. If you’re looking for something fresh to scratch that platforming itch, grab a group of pals, get ready to co-op your way through flailing rats, and for the love of cheese, keep your expectations reasonable. After all, it’s a rat’s world and we’re just living in it. So, I’d say Curse of the Sea Rats gets a solid six out of ten—perfectly average but still gets some giggles.