The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered is here, and it's not just a glorified paint job! Co-developed by Virtuos and Bethesda, this remaster kicks it up several notches using Unreal Engine 5. Get ready to return to Cyrodiil with a brand-new wardrobe and some fresh gameplay mechanics that even your grandma's old gameplay skills could handle. Let's dive into the intricacies of this remaster, where nostalgia meets modern technology!
Returning fans will find the core gameplay intact, akin to finding an old mixtape in a dusty drawer-comforting, familiar, and a tad embarrassing. Oblivion Remastered sticks to its open-world roots, flinging players into real-time combat, a complicated character leveling system, and a plethora of questlines capable of making even the most seasoned procrastinator's to-do list look like a kindergarten art project. The character AI has received a much-needed upgrade, allowing NPCs to engage in behaviors more complex than deciding which side of the street to stand on. The remaster also reconfigures controls and UI, making them friendlier than your local barista. And let's not forget about sprinting-yes, you can actually run now; no more shrieking at your slowpoke character as enemies dart past you like greased weasels.
Now, if your eyes are still intact and working, get ready to have them blessed with the graphical overhaul that comes with Unreal Engine 5. Picture this: shiny new textures, improved lighting, and ray tracing that makes every sunset look as glorious as a thousand Twitch emotes. The environments are no longer a foggy memory; they're rich and vibrant, appealing to those who appreciate the artsy side of gaming. Just remember, the game is a hefty 125GB thanks to all this eye candy-enough storage to hold more screenshots of your achievements than you'd ever actually need. Models have been upgraded to look less like potato faces and more like the stunning beings of lore that they are... in some cases. You'll find that while they look great, some animations still flicker with awkwardness like an over-caffeinated squirrel.
So there you have it, Oblivion Remastered breathes fresh life into a classic without sacrificing what made it special to begin with. From gameplay revamps to jaw-dropping graphics, it's a compelling invitation for both veterans and curious newcomers. The game has received mixed to positive reviews, with an 82 score on Metacritic saying everything without the ability to say 'Horses are still ridiculously overpowered.' Whether you're here for the nostalgic rub or ready to immerse yourself in the vast lands of Cyrodiil, Oblivion Remastered is sure to tickle your fancy. Now go forth into the world, and remember: talk to the NPCs before you stab them this time!