the late '90s and early 2000s, a glorious period where video games presented us with all sorts of unique experiences—from venturing through mystical realms in RPGs to gunning down tiny plastic soldiers in Army Men: World War. Yes, today we're diving deep into the world where war is fought amidst the backyard and carpets of America. Is this game a hidden gem worthy of your time, or merely a plastic hunk of junk? Let’s find out!
Army Men: World War serves up third-person shooting while also throwing some real-time tactics into the mix, like a confused chef making a dish with no recipe and a sprinkle of chaos. Players control the green soldiers—those that had your mom shriek with horror when they found them in her garden—engaged in combat, navigating through terrains that could either be the grass of your backyard or an elaborate ramp for toy cars. Each mission puts you up against the Tan Army, who are basically the cardboard cutouts of evil in this world of plastic. You navigate your little plastic pal through missions, completing objectives like taking down enemy outposts and saving your fellow troops. What’s cooler than getting to blow up toy tanks with grenades? Just something you can brag about at the lunch table. The game also features a few vehicles to hop in, but don’t expect them to handle like a Ferrari—given the physics of plastic soldiers, they’re not going to win any races anytime soon. The controls are your average early 2000s fare: they exist, and you can use them, but let’s just say they won’t win any awards anytime soon. The limited AI can sometimes feel like they’re going through their own existential crisis, just standing around like they forgot to take their plasticine pills. Friendly fire is an experience you’ll have more often than you’d hope; nothing like your teammates mowing you down because they decided today was the day they threw tactical awareness out the window. Oh, and let’s not forget about the multiplayer modes: because nothing says, 'I love my friends,' like blowing up their flimsy little army men in an online showdown. In a nutshell, the gameplay can be summarized as a wonderfully chaotic affair where your skills will face off against the quirks of old-PS1 technology. Had Mr. Miyamoto been involved, we might have gotten a masterpiece; instead, we get a healthy dose of cringe-filled nostalgia.
The graphics of Army Men: World War are exactly what you would expect from a PS1 game released in 2000, which is to say, surprisingly charming in an awful way. The green soldiers look like they've survived a nuclear glow-stick accident, and the environments can vary from nostalgic to what-on-earth-are-they-thinking. While the backgrounds aren't groundbreaking by any means, they’re colorful enough to remind you of those crazy backyard battles with your own toys—albeit a tad more pixelated. And yes, there's that delightful PS1 fog that enhances the drama of watching your poorly-rendered RGB enemies scatter akin to a plastic army retreating from a vacuum cleaner. Despite the blockiness and the sometimes questionable character models, it does have a whimsical quality that suits the absurd premise of combat at child-sized scale. Nothing like a grenade explosion that sends your action figure army flying through the air, albeit in a way that looks like it was edited by a kid with a low-budget video editing software. If you’re looking for realism... well, you might want to look elsewhere—this is all in good fun, and fun is what they were going for. It’s a delightful trip down memory lane that elicits a soft chuckle and a cringe at the same time. So why not embrace it?
In closing, Army Men: World War is a quirky gem (or plastic piece) that encapsulates the spirit of nostalgic gaming. It's not the best PS1 title you'll stumble upon, nor will it likely take the crown for a tactical masterpiece. What it offers is a dose of convoluted fun that encourages you to embrace childhood imagination with a side of adult cynicism. Given its rough edges and clunky gameplay, don’t expect to be blown away, but if you’re looking for a casual way to unwind and unleash some micro-military chaos, it’s worth a go. If you’ve ever wanted to resurrect your childhood backyard battles in an utterly ridiculous fashion, then here you are. Just don’t invite your friends to watch—you wouldn’t want them to witness your shocking ability to drive a tank straight into a wall. All in all, I give it a 4 out of 10. Fun? Yes! Good? Well, that’s a different story.