Welcome to the wonderfully weird world of 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure', a game that smacks you in the face with more flamboyance than a peacock in a glitter factory. Based on Hirohiko Araki's equally bizarre manga, this fighting game invites you to unleash your inner Stand (not the Stand you get at public transport, although that’s weird too) and take on a roster of colorful characters that make even the most eccentric of friends look like plain bread.
The gameplay is your typical fighting fare, with two characters pummeling each other until one player can bask in the glory of victory while the other wallows in the sorrow of defeat. Here’s where things get interesting: in this game, each character has a Stand—like a bodyguard that doesn’t do a blasted thing unless you tell it to. Launch your Stand into action with the ‘Stand’ button and suddenly you’re not just throwing punches, you’re executing combo moves and wild super attacks that can leave your opponent wondering if they accidentally walked into an art exhibit instead of a fight. Want to make a Stand crash? Mistakenly attack it from a distance and watch your fighter become a punching bag for the other player while they cackle with glee. Brilliantly hilarious or just plain confusing? You decide. Each match also throws several mini-games at you that make for unexpected twists. One moment you’re dodging a water attack from an assassin's Stand, and the next you’re haggling with your friend over who gets to play as the coolest character, Jotaro Kujo. Just don’t forget that your mom can’t control her Stand (believe me, she has enough going on without trying to fight vampires).
When it comes to graphics, 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure' is dressed to impress. The art style is akin to observing a four-day-long acid trip—bold colours, exaggerated character designs, and flashier moves than a Las Vegas show. You’ll be treated to CGI cutscenes that will make you think you accidentally turned on a flashy anime instead of a fighting game. Each character is dripping with enough style that you might need to wear sunglasses just to play. Flashy animation combined with anime aesthetics sets this game apart, making it visually catchy like a pop song that sticks in your head long after it ends.
Overall, 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure' captures the whimsical essence of the manga with enough flair to keep enthusiasts entertained, while also providing a bit of unintentional comedy for the rest of us. Whether you’re a hardcore fan or someone looking for something delightfully peculiar to play with friends, this game likely fits the bill. It has its quirks, its share of oddities, and a He-Man cartoon villain called Dio (yes, that Dio), making it a fun jaunt into the bizarre. Not to mention, opponents might not just be other players, but the sheer absurdity of you trying to explain this game at your next gathering. So grab your controller and prepare for a fabulous fight—one that might make you question every choice leading up to this moment. Because at the end of the day, it’s not just about winning; it’s about having a bizarre good time.