In the world of bizarre 90s gaming, where dreams of mascots running through cities while consistently saving the world from dehydration came true, we encountered the glorious phenomenon known as Pepsiman. Based on Pepsi's odd superhero mascot (because who doesn't want a bubbly drink promoting a superhero?), this game is equal parts absurd and amusingly frustrating. Strap in as we run through this endless runner that brings refreshing fizzy nostalgia.
Picture this: You control Pepsiman as he runs through various stages, saving poor souls suffering from dehydration with the life-giving nectar of Pepsi. Gameplay is simple enough for even your slightly-inebriated uncle to grasp - you dodge obstacles like moving cars (because nothing screams 'hydration' like narrowly escaping a swift death), construction cranes, and even other thirsty people that come at you like they own the place. You might feel like you're in a version of Crash Bandicoot where your biggest concern is not just hitting barrels, but also not crashing headfirst into a Pepsi truck. Every time you collect a can of the sweet, sweet beverage, you earn points, though let's be honest - you're probably just trying to survive in a world filled with relentless soda-related chaos. The stages aren't just any old run-of-the-mill paths. They include gimmicks that make you question your sanity, like being stuck in a steel drum (it's always a barrel, amirite?) that inverts your control settings. It's as if the developers just decided to throw in random chaos for fun. It's not rocket science, but it does have you memorizing routes like your life depends on it. Because spoiler alert: it kind of does. The stages end with dramatic chases where the Pepsiman is pursued by giant Pepsi cans. One might start to wonder if it's indeed a love letter to Pepsi or whether it's just a gallant struggle for hydration in an unforgiving world of sugary traps.
Anyone expecting groundbreaking graphics should probably be reminded that we are in the realm of 1999. As endearing as a nostalgic trip down memory lane, the graphics are about as advanced as a soda machine in a fast-food restaurant. Character designs are colorful, vibrant, and that's about as far as it goes. The game bears some resemblance to a fever dream where you remember everything in an 8-bit filter. The cutscenes, although primitive, are entertaining, featuring a rather pleased American man (portrayed by Mike Butters) who apparently found happiness in chips, pizza, and, you guessed it, Pepsi. So, if you've never understood the concept of an aesthetic nightmare, well, Pepsiman is here to teach you.
Pepsiman can be described as a cult classic - to some it's a guilty pleasure, while others see it as a train wreck you can't look away from (with a side of nostalgia-induced regret). While it's true that the game didn't sell particularly well at launch, it has since earned a spot in the hearts of many for being a bizarre yet charming experience. Whether you're a casual gamer or someone hunting down interesting gaming trivia, Pepsiman is worth a few hours of your time. If nothing else, it reminds us of simpler times when corporate mascots could leap into our living rooms to rescue us from the perils of thirst. So, grab a can of your favorite soda, kick back, and embrace the rich absurdity that is Pepsiman. But remember: hydrating may also involve some water. Or does that defeat the point?