In the grand tradition of beating cars, toppling buildings, and generally making urban life a fun wreck, 'Rampage Through Time' invites you to unleash your inner beast. With all the chaos of a horror movie that accidentally lets the stars of Andrew Lloyd Webber's 'Cats' wreak havoc, you'll discover that navigating time is more than just hopping in a DeLorean. Prepare to face a serious challenge in this loveably absurd romp!
The game's Campaign Mode splits time into distinct zones, and each era features four stages. You waddle through the first three like a super-sized toddler in a candy store, demolishing buildings while dodging airstrikes from some really persistent military forces. It's a bit like Jenga - except you're an enormous Franken-bunny smashing down skyscrapers instead of some kid awkwardly pulling blocks out of a tower. But here's the catch: While you're rampaging, you're not alone. The CPU randomly selects two monster mates to unleash their wrath alongside you. And instead of working together to demolish the city because, you know, teamwork, these critters will also gleefully inflict harm on you. Imagine finally getting the final blow on a high-rise, only to have Ralph the wolfman swipe your glory like a feline swiping a toy. Cue the battle for the most in damage done! After you've had your destructive fun, the fourth stage sends you headfirst into a multiplayer minigame. Think classics like Asteroids and Breakout, but with a timey-wimey twist! You better win these minigames to keep going, because apparently, demolishing cities wasn't enough to maintain an uninterrupted time-travel spree. Pro tip: Earn as many stars as you can because they morph into extra points that might just save you from an embarrassing game over. Consider it a cushion for your monster ego. Oh, and let's not forget the countless moments of sheer annoyance as the game's enemies build up a personal vendetta against you, making every city feel like a personal trial of endurance. Will you rage quit? Probably, but I hope you won't - because the art of patience will be your best friend here!
Let's talk graphics for a second. For a game that stemmed from the year 2000, expect visuals that scream late 90s glory - in a pixelated yet oddly charming way. The backgrounds are colorful and expressive, and while you won't mistake it for the latest AAA titles, it has an undeniable charm. There's a certain nostalgia in watching a city crumble under the weight of a cartoonish monster-sized foot. The character designs evoke a sense of giggles and ghoulishness with their exaggerated, cartoony features. You might say they float somewhere between bizarre and whimsical - like if Sesame Street and Godzilla had a lovechild. While the environments are benign in chaos initially, they soon become brighter and more expressive as you progress through different time zones, adding that cherry on top of madness. Don't expect lifelike animations or phenomenal 3D artistry, but do expect hilarity. Watching monsters thrash about like poorly coordinated dance moves is a riot in its own right.
In all its chaotic splendor, 'Rampage Through Time' embraces the absurd, wrapping players in a hilarious, albeit maddening, adventure. The gameplay is fun when you're not tearing your hair out due to your monster pals hurling an unwanted combo attack on you. If you love the thought of destroying cities while also navigating the intricacies of star collection and multiplayer mayhem, this game might just juggle nicely between insights of skill and humorous chaos. Overall, this game earns a humble score of 5 out of 10. It's entertaining if you can stomach the challenge of not only battling the environment but also each other. Grab your snacks, take a deep breath, and unleash your inner monster! But fair warning: you might need more than just time-traveling machines to handle this rampage!