When you think of stealthy historical assassins, the first thing that probably comes to mind is the fabulous journey of Ezio Auditore da Firenze, am I right? Surprise! In 2009, we got yet another adventure featuring our favorite Renaissance rogue in the form of 'Assassin's Creed II: Discovery' on the Nintendo DS. This delightful little spin-off brings all the combo-killing stealth you adore in a pocket-sized package. But can it survive the inevitable comparison to its bigger console cousins? Let's find out in this extensive discussion, complete with metaphors references about using your DS while riding on the bus.
In 'Assassin's Creed II: Discovery,' players re-enter the animus as the suave Ezio, tasked with saving his fellow assassins from the clutches of the blazing hot Pennsylvania Dutch (uh, we mean, the Spanish Inquisition). This title offers quite a departure from its larger, console counterparts. Instead of sprawling 3D environments, we're treated to a slick, 2.5D side-scroller experience. It's almost like if Ezio decided to go flat, lost a few pounds, and made his way through levels with a precarious hop and some killer parkour flair. Ezio can do all sorts of cool stuff like climb buildings, roll, jump, and swing through levels. Rumble with the guards if you're feeling bold or poke your head into hiding spots for those thrilling stealth moments. Various guard archetypes keep things interesting, with some acting like the brutes you'd expect and others channeling their inner archers-sniping you down from rooftops! The fighting mechanics will feel very familiar if you're part of the AC fan club: chain attacks, counters, and even some clumsy press-and-hold clashes will keep your thumbs busy. In case you prefer a more undercover approach, there are three different mission types: Normal, Chase, and Stealth, which provide various styles of play that range from leisurely exploring for collectibles to sweating while you flee from a hail of arrows. Trust me, nothing quite like a rain of steel arrows to make your palms sweaty. To reach that shiny 100% synchronization, you'll have to complete optional objectives in each action-packed memory. Collecting items like Renaissance maps or art pieces felt rewarding and might just help develop those completionist tendencies that we deep down love to hate. But here's the kicker: the DS version even allowed players to drop some Animus hacks, like character skins, to give Ezio a fresher look-nothing quite like seeing your buddy's face plastered on a wanted poster. Dreams do come true, my friends!
Graphics might not be the primary feature we consider when picking up a DS title (we all know the 3D graphics are more like 3D-ish), but 'Assassin's Creed II: Discovery' does manage to deliver an attractive visual experience for the handheld. Engaging backdrops fill the screen with a blend of Italian and Spanish ambiance, while Ezio and the enemies experience a smooth and simple colorful art style that transitions beautifully over the 2.5D environment. Character animations are impressive, showcasing a fluidity that will remind you of their 3D counterparts. Sure, it may not be Gears of War in terms of general graphical fidelity, but at least it doesn't look like it was animated by stick figures fighting over a half-eaten sandwich, which is a bonus. If it wasn't already clear, playing this on a tiny screen adds an extra layer of nostalgia and makes you feel like a kid again pretending to be an assassin while sitting in the back of your mom's minivan.
In conclusion, 'Assassin's Creed II: Discovery' on the Nintendo DS is a delightful spin-off that transports you back to the Renaissance Era, with all the excitement packed into a tiny cartridge. Sure, it offers a different experience compared to its console siblings, but you'll find that tight gameplay, fun collectibles, and original story arcs make it worth your time, if only for that delicious taste of sweet plotted vengeance. While it may not achieve full perfection, and it's bound to disappoint those buzzing for a 3D extravaganza, this little side-scroller definitely knows how to thrive in the context of an action-adventure game on a handheld device. So, if you've got nothing better to do or just fancy a trip down memory lane (and perhaps want your assassin skills to go nomadic), give it a whirl! Just remember to carry some hand sanitizer if you do decide to use this DS at your local coffee shop-because we all know how many questionable things go down on the streets of Renaissance Italy!