As if the world of cinematic battles needed twinkling owls zooming dramatically through the air, 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole' gives us just that alongside an underwhelming gameplay experience that feels like a partially cooked omelet - a bit of flair but ultimately a scramble of missed opportunities. And before you ask: yes, those owls are serious about their heroics, which makes their limited adventure even more gut-wrenchingly disappointing.
Embarking on an odyssey of aerial misadventures, or more properly, an 'aerial combat simulator,' players control one of four owl species, each with its own unique talents (you know, for when you need one's exceptional ability to flap just right). Unfortunately, the gameplay degenerates into repetition faster than you can unearth the hidden depths of your pet goldfish's intellect. You'll zoom around wrecking enemies-with all the dramatic flair of an owl in a poorly choreographed action film-while completing missions that typically involve blowing things up and navigating through oddly placed hoops in the sky. The balance between attack styles and evasive maneuvers is about as balanced as a tightrope walker in a hurricane, causing even the most seasoned players to crash often-oops!
Let's talk about the aesthetics, which, albeit charming in nature, may make you wonder if the owl-ducted developers had a small budget for pixels. The visuals on the Nintendo DS are more comparable to loading screens from the PS2 era than anything you'd expect from a 2010 release. The backgrounds boast colors lush enough that you'd think they'd been painted by professional toddlers on a sugar high. Those animation loops would feel more at home in a college student's experimental art project than in a combat flight simulator. Perhaps owls flying through an almost cartoonish landscape is its own kind of charm, but let's just say, when textures appear to titillate at the idea of being something more than bland, you know it's time to reevaluate your gaming choices.
In the end, 'Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole' for the Nintendo DS flops harder than an exhausted owl after a long night of hunting. To call this title a missed opportunity would be generous-this game has more missed calls than a mom trying to reach her child during finals week. If you enjoy watching owls swoop through desolate landscapes only to fall into an abyss of mundane gameplay, it may suit your interest. But if you're craving a flights of fancy worthy of their noble namesakes, head elsewhere. In summation: save your money, or better yet, save a real owl and let it guide you to greener pastures!