Back from the dead like a bad horror movie character, we have 'American Hero.' Originally destined for the Atari Jaguar CD back in the 90s, this interactive movie game would have faced the harsh realities of that platform's tragic existence. Now remastered for the Nintendo Switch in 2021, this game dares to ask: What if a movie was also a game, and it starred a bunch of actors who definitely needed a break?
'American Hero' is more of a choose-your-own-adventure book but with less reading and a lot more bad acting. You play as Jack Devon, a hunky ex-military intelligence dude who’s on a mission to save his crush, Laura, from the clutches of an evil germ-warfare specialist named Karl Von Kruger. Yes, it’s totally as ridiculous as it sounds. You’ll face an onslaught of quick-time events that require a level of alertness usually reserved for annoying pop quizzes. As you make your choices, the fate of Jack—and presumably Laura—depends on your excellent button-mashing skills. Don’t be surprised if your decisions lead to some unexpected outcomes, especially given the numerous branching paths the game offers. Think of it as 'The Bachelor' but with a lot more lethal confrontation and a sprinkling of, uh, nudity.
And the graphics? Well, let’s just say they embody that '90s charm. It is, of course, full-motion video (FMV). Get ready for cringe-worthy performances that would make a high-school stage production proud. The film quality has that nostalgic VHS feel while the remaster makes it look at least presentable on the Switch. However, it won’t win any awards for digital artistry unless they start handing out trophies for dubious decisions combined with oddly specific cutscenes. Just remember, this is a remaster, not a remake; so don’t expect it to dazzle with shiny modern graphics.
'American Hero' is basically like trying to binge-watch a terrible TV show because it stars your favorite actor. You know it’s bad for you, but you find yourself unironically entertained. The unique concept of merging a game with an interactive movie is intriguing, even if the execution could use a touch of finesse—like maybe hiring better voice actors. Sure, the gameplay is limited and the acting is hilariously over-the-top, but for those who enjoy a bit of camp while unwinding after a long day, you might just find this hidden gem worth keeping in your digital game library. If FMV nostalgia is your jam, grab some popcorn and prepare for some unintentional laughs. But just remember: you were warned.