Jun 2021
Hark! Gather 'round, dear gamers, for I shall regale you with tales from 'Astalon: Tears of the Earth', a pixelated venture that might just make you weep tears of nostalgic joy, or confusion, depending on how many Gorgons you've encountered recently. This game, ensconced in a beautiful 8-bit visual style that would make your childhood self squee with delight, invites players into a perilous world filled with enough puzzles and platforming to keep even the most jaded player’s thumbs busy.
As you embark on your quest, you’ll take control of three distinct characters: Arias the warrior (who's probably seen more battles than you've had birthdays), Kyuli the canny archer (who's definitely the 'friend' who brings you to a bow and arrow fight), and Algus the wizard (because who doesn’t need a nerd with magic on their team?). You can switch between these characters as easily as changing from your day outfit to pajamas – and trust me, you're gonna want to do that a lot since each character comes loaded with unique abilities that are key to solving the myriad puzzles and defeating the Gorgons that leer at you from the shadows. The gameplay pays homage to the Metroidvania style, meaning you'll be swinging your trusty sword or fletching arrows while you run, jump, and fight through endless hordes of enemies. That’s right – if you thought you were going to get some downtime, think again! And let’s not even get started on those puzzles – from platforming challenges that require precision too perfect for mere mortals, to head-scratchers that seem to have been designed by the Ancient Mayans (or that questionable game design student you know). All this while you search for items that help unlock more of the sprawling tower to uncover secrets galore! To sweeten the pot, there’s a resurrection mechanic supplied by our good friend Algus. Dying multiple times? Oh, no sweat! Algus has got your back – temporarily! Just be prepared to cough up more than a few soul points, as the cost of immortality isn't cheap in this digital realm.
'Astalon: Tears of the Earth' is boasting pixel art graphics that hark back to the good old days when gameplay, not realism, ruled the gaming world. The visuals are sharp, colorful, and imbued with a charm that will make you feel like you’ve been transported directly into a retro handheld console. Each character is beautifully designed, reminiscent of your classic 8-bit adventurers but with a modern twist that keeps the whole experience feeling fresh. As you traverse the various biomes within the tower, including desert-like areas and moss-covered ruins, you’ll be treated to a delightful mix of vibrant color palettes and masterful sprite animations that evoke a sense of nostalgia without making you feel like it’s 1985 all over again. And the Gorgons? Let’s just say they look like they mean business, and they do – get ready to dodge and weave your way around these massive foes!
'Astalon: Tears of the Earth' manages to capture the essence of what makes Metroidvanias great, combining tight controls with an engaging story and a world that feels alive and full of secrets waiting to be uncovered. It respects its roots while still looking ahead, and that’s a combination that is sure to resonate with veterans and newcomers alike. So, if you're looking for a pixelated journey, laden with Gorgons and juicy platforming galore, grab your Switch and dive headfirst into Astalon's world! For a price that won't break the bank (seriously, how much is a coffee these days?), you’ll be sure to have an adventure that lingers long after the console is put down. Overall, I’d award this delightful journey an impressive 8.5 out of 10. Just remember to do something wild like eat a salad afterward – it can’t all be fables and nostalgia!
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