Ah, the noble samurai! With their long swords and deeper-than-movie-plot backstories, they make you want to yell, "I am bad at this video game, but look at my cool costume!" The Samurai Shodown NeoGeo Collection is not just a love letter to those glorious days of anime-style madness; it's an all-you-can-eat buffet of brutal fighting goodness. If you've never met a sword fight that you didn't want to be involved in, you're in for a challenge that'll make even the most seasoned fighter wish they could dropkick their own egos.
Venture into the gameplay realm where every slash and clang carries the weight of a thousand, 'Oh no, I just took my first hit!' In Samurai Shodown, every fight can feel like a scene out of a revenge drama with your opponent trying to claim your samurai honor, and frankly, it's downright personal. Players must master their character's unique abilities while dodging death threats disguised as special moves. If you thought Street Fighter was hard, welcome to the world of precise timing and punishing counterattacks. In this collection, you're getting not just one, but multiple iterations of the series, each one designed to teach you just how much it hurts to lose in glorious 2D. The Rage gauge introduces a level of strategy so deep even your high school algebra teacher would raise an eyebrow. Think of it as a 'do not hit this button until completely desperate' meter. You fight, you take damage, and that gauge fills up faster than your text message inbox after a breakup. You will also get a taste of classic mechanics such as 'the deadly weapon game' where if you miss your heavy attack, you might just drop your sword in horror, allowing your opponent to throw shade...and maybe a sword, because why not? There's an art to timing in Samurai Shodown that your thumb hasn't known since the last time you tried to do a finger skateboard trick. Winning will rely on your reflexes and surprising the competition with an arsenal of flashy moves that can turn the tides of battle - but don't get too cocky or the game will remind you who's boss. And if you think the game is a cakewalk: think again. The AI is programmed to read your inputs like a good strategy guide, and the only thing it enjoys more than stomping your face into the pixelated ground is doing so in super slow motion for that added humiliation. This ain't your mama's fighting game, kid.
This collection brings the nostalgia hard. The graphics, while technically retro, ooze charm like a well-oiled katana. The backgrounds are richer than your uncle's stories about his college days, painted in a style that feels like you're navigating through a beautifully cartooned Japan with samurais. Yes, it has got that 'let's listen to traditional Japanese music while we duel' vibe. Each character possesses unique designs that scream, "I'm here to mess up your day!" with every pixel precision and detail. What's more, the Switch version boasts an option for smooth 60 FPS gameplay, which will allow you to witness every frame of your opponents losing gracefully, or not-so-gracefully as you take their health down like a samurai taking down their rival. Every slash looks like a mini art show of blood and fury, with sound effects that echo through your mind long after rage-quitting your last match. Trust me, your neighbors may complain about the curses ringing from your room, but you can tell them it's just your samurai soul coming to life... or a loud multiplayer session gone wrong.
The Samurai Shodown NeoGeo Collection on Switch is a glorious reunion with weapon-wielding warriors and over-the-top battles that challenge your skills in ways that will have you questioning your life choices... or at least your gaming choices. Sure, you might break a controller or your spirit during practice mode, but the thrill of mastering each character transforms the pain into glory. Grab your Joy-Cons, summon your inner spirit, and prepare for a fighting game that sharpens skills sharper than the swords on-screen. After all, either you die like a samurai, or you live long enough to see yourself become the samurai master everyone fears. Either way, it's going to be one wild ride!