
Some say that Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the culmination of years of gaming history. Others say it's just an excuse to smash your friends' faces in with Mario while simultaneously yelling "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" at the top of your lungs. Either way, we're here to figure out if it's worth your time, your thumbs, and your potentially fragile friendships. Spoiler alert: it probably is.
So, what's the deal? Super Smash Bros. Ultimate brings every single fighter from the franchise and probably plops them onto your screen to engage in chaotic battles. This time, it can involve up to eight players at once! Yes, *eight*! You can even include that friend who just spams the same move over and over like they're practicing for a dance audition. Each character has a percent meter that ticks up as they take damage, which directly correlates to how easily you can send them flying off the screen. Honestly, it's a bit like watching someone gradually get drunk-they start off classy, and by the end, they're just flying out of control, hoping to land on something soft, like the edge of the stage. The gameplay itself is pure Smash. You can win by knocking opponents out, claiming stock lives, or by playing a timed match that will leave everyone breathless and clinging to their controllers. You even have options for Stamina mode, where you battle it out until someone's health runs dry. There are various gameplay modes including Classic, Special Smash, and Home-Run Contest, just in case you didn't smash enough faces in already. Welcome to Spirits mode, where the collectible trophies of the past are replaced with colorful Spirits that offer unique abilities to challenge modes. It's like a fancy game of Pokémon, but without all that tedious catching nonsense. You can also create and share custom stages, because who doesn't want to make a stage where you can throw your girlfriend off a cliff while she calmly remarks, "Why are we even doing this?"
The graphics in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate are like a delightful buffet of visual treats. The characters pop with a glisten and the stages are vibrant enough to make you think you've just consumed way too much candy. It's a colorful explosion of nostalgia, as you see characters you've loved for years represented in ways that make you feel a weird combination of comfort and confusion. The animations are fluid, making each fight feel less like a button-mashing contest and more like an actual spectacle. The music? Over 900 tracks to serenade your reckless destruction! It's like having a personal DJ while you pulverize your pals.
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is not just another fighting game. It's a celebration of gaming history, with every character packed in to either rekindle your childhood memories or introduce you to your new favorite way of hurling projectiles at your friends. The dazzling graphics, the impressive array of game modes, and oh, did I mention the enormous soundtrack? Is Ultimate perfect? Not quite-its online matchmaking could use some serious matchmaking therapy, and World of Light will either inspire you or make you want to throw your console out the window, depending on your stamina for tedium. Ultimately, if you're a Switch owner or this whole gaming thing just sounds fascinating to you, grab a controller, gather your friends, and dive headfirst into the brilliantly chaotic world that is Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Just remember: being knocked off the stage is embarrassing only if your already-young child has to observe it. Enjoy!