If you thought the Penitent One was done repenting, think again! Blasphemous 2 resurrects all the grotesque charm and punishing gameplay of its predecessor and throws in enough new features to keep you salivating like a ravenous monster at a buffet of nightmares. This Metroidvania sequel welcomes players back into the beautifully horrific world of Cvstodia. Oh, and it’s filled with more sins than a Saturday night in Vegas!
Engaging with Blasphemous 2 is akin to wrestling with a bear that knows martial arts—surprising, exhilarating, and probably going to leave you a bit bruised. You step into the armored sandals of the Penitent One, who, after a well-deserved nap and some existential questioning, must once again combat the resurrected curse known as 'The Miracle'. You’ll encounter a near-endless parade of deadly traps, unfathomable bosses, and encounters that will test every fiber of your being while you traverse this gorgeously rendered, side-scrolling nightmare. The game serves up new ways to slice and dice enemies with several new weapons that each feature distinct abilities, as well as skill trees that encourage some individualized customization. From the slow and ponderous Veredicto (which sounds like something your grandparent would name their dog) to the lightning-fast dual-wielding combo of Sarmiento and Centella, the arsenal is varied and fun. Each choice can turn the tide of battle and offer different approaches to the challenges ahead. Talking about challenges, player upgrades come in the form of “rosary beads” and “prayers”, which are not just relics to decorate your altar but give you a fighting chance against foes. The two-act structure of acquiring these upgrades fosters an engaging sense of progress and satisfaction as you lay waste to enemies and discover new pathways to hidden treasures. Side quests are plentiful, and engaging with the non-playable characters (NPCs) often leads to uncovering little side stories that deepen the already rich lore packed into this title.
Upon launching Blasphemous 2, prepare for an eye feast! The visuals ooze artistic flair, combining dark pixel art with grotesque character designs that make you question your life choices. It feels like someone took a watercolor painting of Hell created by a tormented artist and brought it to life—digital-style. The meticulous details in the environments wow your senses, guiding your exploration through eerie forests, crumbled temples, and cascades of blood. Thanks to the Unity engine, the game's performance on the Xbox Series X/S is downright buttery smooth, ensuring that your experience is as fluid as the rivers of despair you'll inevitably traverse. And don’t even get me started on the ambient audio. The haunting soundtrack perfectly matches the somber tone of the game while encouraging you to keep throwing yourself at the challenge until you finally give in and scream.
In short, Blasphemous 2 is an exhilarating experience that stands out in the crowded field of Metroidvanias. It respects the roots of its predecessor while pushing the boundaries higher than ever before. For those looking for a game that delivers punishing difficulty wrapped in a gut-wrenching narrative, along with breathtaking visuals—this one’s a no-brainer. Dive headfirst into the chaos of Cvstodia, but be careful not to lose your mind while you’re at it! Score: 9 out of 10—It's finger-licking good, even if it might just be a finger of a demon!