Welcome to the surreal battleground of Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2, a game where childhood nostalgia and chaotic fighting collide with the grace of a hippo in roller skates. Here, you can thump Danny Phantom with a pizza-loving tabby cat named Garfield, while questioning how you ended up in this bizarre mash-up of Nickelodeon’s finest. Just don’t accidentally call your parents in the middle of a frantic battle because, believe me, they’ll want to know why you’re screaming about ‘Super Slime’ at your TV.
The gameplay is reminiscent of classic platform fighters, but this time it's got that fresh ingredient - Slime. Yes, that gooey green substance that probably caused more childhood accidents than all the schoolyard fights combined. Each character is equipped with movesets that have been as meticulously crafted as a Thanksgiving turkey in a mom’s kitchen. Every jab and special now comes with the opportunity to build up a 'Slime Meter', which you can use to unleash devastating attacks, dashes of energy, and if you’re lucky, a character-specific super attack that'll knock your friends off the couch (figuratively, though you might want to keep the furniture in mind). Abilities like aerial dodging and dodge rolling give you just the right amount of maneuverability to flee from tricky situations just like you fled from your responsibilities during high school. The addition of a rogue-like campaign mode is an intriguing twist, pulling you deeper into the Nickelodeon multiverse where Vlad Plasmius, a ghostly villain, wants to mind-control everyone you'd ever cared about as a kid (yes, he’s practically every parent’s worst nightmare). You start in the hub world known as the Timeless Stardial, which is basically the kind of odd place you'd expect if Dr. Seuss had a hand in game design. Players can unlock characters throughout their journey by defeating them in battle or buying power-ups from ridiculously overpriced orange blimps – a nice touch to keep your skills sharp while testing your instincts to spend imaginary currency on imaginary things.
Graphically, it’s like the game decided to get a makeover after promising to eat healthy – cleaner, sharper, and a cherished throwback to animated shows that gave us so much joy as children. The artsy vibe really brings the characters to life, whereas I feel like my own teenage self is going to be stuck in a pizza-tinged realm of nostalgia and deep regret. The stages are visually delightful, featuring 26 diverse arenas where you can brawl with cartoon fighters - each set to remind players of why they loved Nickelodeon shows in the first place. Alternate layouts on some levels astoundingly keep the battles fresh, so don’t say I didn’t warn you if you fall for the same tricks twice!
At the end of the day, Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 is a delightful combo punch of humor, sentimentality, and chaos all packed into a 2D fighting game. It’s a fighting game that acknowledges its predecessor's weaknesses and evolves in the right direction. Sure, it’s not going to dethrone the titan of fighting games, commonly considered as the participant in a neverending royal rumble, but if you’re looking for a joyride down memory lane while smashing your friends with nostalgic characters, then grab a controller and jump on board. It's fun, it’s messy, and just like that one classmate from high school, you’ll love every second of it despite knowing you should probably make better choices.