Welcome back to the whimsical land of absurd animations and goofy heroes who can't seem to hold onto their loved ones! 'Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp' is the sequel to the original 'Dragon's Lair,' and if you thought they couldn't possibly crank up the bizarre factor-well, try telling that to a guy named Dirk who is literally time-traveling to take back his princess from a wizard who probably needs to read a few more romance novels.
Gameplay is a gleeful mix of linearity and sudden panic. Unlike its predecessor's free-range adventures, the sequel takes you through a tight path of events, requiring your quick reflexes and occasional luck with directional buttons. Essentially, you'll have Dirk dodging, slicing, and scrambling through various fantastical scenarios while you hope against hope that your thumbs don't turn into crying infants from all the rapid button mashing. And let's not forget the treasures! Collecting these shiny things is mission critical-because nothing says 'hero' like gathering loot to eventually save your beloved, right? Miss a treasure? Well, surprise! Enjoy backtracking through levels like you're stuck in your mom's minivan on a family road trip.
The graphics make the game feel like a hallucinogenic trip through a cartoon realm-think Saturday morning outlines, but pressed against a caffeine binge. 'Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp' is still a glorious showcase of Don Bluth's animation wizardry, relevant even decades later. Each scene is a carousel of vibrant colors and oddly proportioned characters, where Dirk's concerned expressions usually translate to a relatable 'why me?' that we've all experienced during exams. Playing it on the PS3 really does this animated flick justice, ramping up the color vibrancy and keeping that '90s nostalgia intact, which is exactly what the hipsters want, right? You can almost hear them rejoicing in their vintage tees from the sidelines.
'Dragon's Lair II: Time Warp' throws you back into a vibrant and wacky animated world, coupled with a simple yet maddening gameplay loop that will either delight you or have you shouting at the screen in frustration. The charm of its design and the nostalgia factor can draw in gamers-or at least those willing to put up with a lot of button smashing and storyline hijinks. It's not perfect, but it's a comedic time warp that's entertaining enough to warrant your time. Are you ready to jump back into a game where your reflexes determine if Dirk saves Daphne, or ends up as dragon dinner? Fire up the PS3 and dive back into this animated escapade! But maybe keep a bucket of snacks nearby. You're gonna need them.