Remember the good old days of classic arcade games? Well, Galaga: Destination Earth is back, aiming to stir nostalgia while also making you question your life choices in video games. Dive with me into the pixelated chaos and see if this 3D revamp of the Galaga universe takes you to infinity and beyond, or if it merely hits the anti-gravity button.
The game has stretched out nine stages, walking through cosmic locations that could make even an astrophysicist puzzled. Imagine fighting off alien invaders while seeing really cringe-worthy remakes of iconic locations. You'll battle through a colorful (and slightly cheap-looking) version of Ancient Egypt on Mars, followed by a trip around Metropolitan Earth and Saturn. However, it's not as exciting as it sounds, as the stages consist of multiple 'waves' of baddies that you must blast back to their homeworld (or at least back to the game over screen). Each wave has a specific view mode: ALPHA (first-person), DELTA (side scroller), and GAMMA (classic shooter view). So while you switch modes, remember to hold onto your sanity as you pound the buttons furiously in the hope of not being devoured by pixelated alien ships. If you happen to see a cube after an enemy tractor beam ship is destroyed, snatch it up! Because what you actually want in the middle of a galactic war is a temporary tractor beam to capture another enemy ship to become your elusive wing-man. Sadly, the wing-man doesn't do much besides hold up its end until it gets obliterated by enemy fire — it’s like having a friend who drops out of the game because of their busy schedule. Who knew alien invasions were even harder than managing friendships?
Visually, the game's graphics are reminiscent of how I might sketch the Milky Way after three espressos. While the 3D models are decent for their time, you're probably more likely to roll your eyes than admire the visual spectacle. The colors are vibrant, which is made necessary due to the fact that they somewhat mask the lack of detail in the models. The backgrounds are filled with vague representations of Earthly locations, and at points, I found myself asking if the developers were trying to warp reality or just playing a cruel joke on players. If you're hoping for a visual treat, this may be more akin to a questionable fast food option than a five-star meal.
In retrospect, Galaga: Destination Earth may satisfy those craving a taste of retro gameplay, but it might leave a bittersweet aftertaste. With a mixed reception highlighting both nostalgic merit and poor execution, it seems that the game is just as divided as players these days about online gaming. But if you're in the mood for a decent blast from the past without the burden of deep gameplay, toss it into your console and embark on this journey through space today! Just remember to steal the snack stash from the fridge; you're going to need it! Because you may find yourself needing a sugar rush to power through the feeling of deja vu when the game plays out almost identically more than once. Life’s too short to beat the same alien ships over and over — or is it?