Ever wondered what it would be like to challenge your mates to a contest of knowledge instead of skill in a football game? Welcome to the wacky world of Championship Manager Quiz, where you’re not dribbling past defenders but rather dribbling over questions like 'Which team did Ryan Giggs play for?' Spoiler: It’s not a trick question. Released in 2001, this game takes the famous Championship Manager series down a path most consider a detour: the trivia road. Buckle up and let’s kick-off this review, because this game is about to tackle your brain!
Picture this: a quiz game where knowing that the yellow card means a warning (and should probably come with a side of guilt) could score you some glorious points. You are challenged with a whopping 11,000 questions, focusing predominantly on the illustrious (and sometimes infamous) English and Scottish leagues. You select a team to play, and instead of slideshows of beautiful goals, you’re passing the ball by correctly answering trivia about the likes of Sir Alex Ferguson’s tactical genius or the time David Beckham made a less-than-genius decision on the pitch. The gameplay is designed like a football match; you answer questions correctly to gain possession of the ball, dribble through defenders (okay, they’re just questions, but we can pretend, right?), and eventually take a shot at scoring. The joy of shouting 'GOALLLL!' in your living room when you get an answer right is something only football fans could truly appreciate. For those moments when you hit a tough question, the game gives you lifelines akin to ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’—well, for the footy fans anyway. You can opt for 'One-Two' that helps you eliminate two wrong answers, or 'Hit & Hope' where you have a wild shot at two different answers (a bit like a last-minute goal attempt). And for the bravest among you, there's 'Substitution'—which lets you ditch the trick question altogether for a fresh one. I mean, who wouldn’t want a do-over? The modes include ‘Exhibition’ for a one-on-one against the computer (think of it like playing against your TV), and ‘Keep Uppy’ where you try to answer as many questions correctly as possible—like juggling a ball without looking like an absolute rookie. Multiplayer mode turns this trivia fest into competitive chaos, ideal for those keen to prove their football IQ is higher than their mate's.
Looking back at the graphics, let's just say that the PlayStation's capabilities in 2001 didn't quite extend into lush visuals. Instead, you are treated to a no-frills interface that resembles that of an old school quiz game show, minus the glitz and glamour. The game sports a classic feel, with a predominantly static screen where players are enduring grueling trivia. Sadly, your football wannabes won’t be doing a victory dance on screen—there’s no flashy ball physics or skillful animations. This game is all about those results you churn out in the form of correct trivia answers and little else, unfortunately resembling the color palette of a boring meeting room rather than a vibrant football stadium. If you came here for FIFA-grade graphics, you might want to stroll elsewhere.
Championship Manager Quiz is a niche delight for football buffs and trivia enthusiasts, merging the two worlds for potentially endless fun and brutal arguments with friends over knowledge of the sport. While it may not grasp you with its graphics or revolutionary gameplay, it brings a touch of camaraderie and competition, giving players an outlet to flex their football knowledge. The entertainment value lies in the fact that you’re probably going to have to suffer the indignity of getting easy questions wrong in front of your friends. If you’re a true football aficionado, you might just find your brain cells scrambling around as you aim for trivia victory. While it scores a modest 6 out of 10—mostly for being 'unbelievably hard' with repetitive questions—it’s the perfect game to pull out at a party when you want to assert your dominance in all things soccer. Embrace the awkwardness, challenge your friends, and may the best trivia master reign supreme!